Scout - I feel for you, I really do - especially given today's little spark of "joy" - NOT.
Found an email from the managing estate agents re the oven in my UK house.
To recap - tenants broke the outer glass door back in July.
Oven insured - yay!
Engineer came out - wrote it off - boo. Insurers say - no probs, you're covered for a replacement - Yay!
Need the cupboard measurements, tenants take forever to get these, boo.
Finally get measurements, finally get new oven sorted - but decide on electric rather than gas (there was electric there before gas so should be no problem). Sign it all off, pay delivery, get new extended warranty/insurance thingy on new electric oven.
So - email from agent today says that electrician who was supposed to fit oven says there isn't enough power in the house.
I Do Not Get It. There was enough before - where has the heavy duty cable gone? There is a 30A fuse in the fuse box for an electric oven, where is the cable attached to it? Upshot - cannot fit new oven. 
Insurance people agree to exchange electric for gas, but only up to the same price (no chance) - but guess what! No sodding double gas oven will fit the hole! Can't afford to rebuild kitchen.
Could get old gas oven reinstalled - buy new glass door myself - oh how I wish I'd done this in the first place - but it is 15yo and now without insurance cover. Plus could break down and then would be in the same bloody awful position again.
Soo - phoned Dad. He is going to ask a retired electrician friend of his whether he would be able to go over and see if there actually is a way to install this new oven or not - hope the friend is agreeable.
Am so pissed off it doesn't bear thinking about so... shove over down there, Scout, I'm coming in to join you.