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A list of lies they tell about Muslims. Just for fun

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Batmanisaplaceinturkey · 23/11/2024 21:53

That we are actively trying to circumvent UK law with Sharia law. Of course we are! Just today I told the magistrate the speeding fine ain't valid, cos I follow sharia ennit, and she let me off!

That protests against the mass bombing in Gaza are antisemitic, and that the police turn a blind eye to it. Yeah right.

What else ladies? There's loads of crap they say about us isn't there.

OP posts:
gladwhiskers · 27/01/2025 23:50

sashh · 25/11/2024 02:41

Yep.

My mother's workplace (years ago) sent a memo round saying it was Ramadan and people may be fasting.

Totally tone deaf that just about every faith has a version of fasting, I think the only one that doesn't is Buddhism

Of course it wasn't a Muslim who sent the memo..

Just realised this thread is not active.

MixedBananas · 01/03/2025 07:34

Muslims want to ban Pork in the UK 😂

@LegoHouse274 as a Practicing Muslim I am socially liberal. Islam gave us freedom and rights that didn't and dont exist even today. If you mean flippant and morally inept well ok. Just wanted to correct you there.

LifesQuestions · 20/03/2025 22:56

Moonlightstars · 24/11/2024 09:30

That Muslim women wear hijabs in the house and don't wear fancy underwear.

Hahahhahaha that made me laugh out loud

LifesQuestions · 21/03/2025 07:32

PandoraSox · 24/11/2024 13:21

I was in the gym a couple of years ago when a group of women were banging on about not being allowed to say Happy Christmas any longer. I guess OP means fools like that?

Tbh I'm Muslim and don't say Merry Christmas nor do I attend work Christmas parties. I don't get offended if someone says Merry Christmas to me though, I'll just smile or say Happy Holidays.

LifesQuestions · 21/03/2025 07:42

MixedBananas · 01/03/2025 07:34

Muslims want to ban Pork in the UK 😂

@LegoHouse274 as a Practicing Muslim I am socially liberal. Islam gave us freedom and rights that didn't and dont exist even today. If you mean flippant and morally inept well ok. Just wanted to correct you there.

Well said

MixedBananas · 24/03/2025 07:21

ForPeaceSake · 24/11/2024 10:40

That wives have to walk 3 paces behind their husbands. This one comes up all the time yet no one has actually seen it 🤔

Hahaha yes I heard this! And yes I always walk infront of my husband and so does my Mum. But i must say sometimes I do gasp as I am staring at my phone texting! 😂

I have had "do you shower with your hijab"
Ya Allah! Seriously! Showering with clothes on.... How would your wash your hair? How would your dry your hair and clothes 🤔🧐

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