Claim to fame

[Boo321]

Do any of you have any dubious connections with famous people.. for example my best friend at school stroked Eric Claptons dog,and another friend of mine ,during our nursing training,tested Dick Emerys urine!!!!!
also I used to see an osteopath who later went on to treat Emma Bs (spice girl) mum.

Gabriel Byrne is a GOD - wish he would buy me a drink....

He could buy me anything he wants actually...

next time you see him, give him my phone number,,...... hmmm, oh sorry, I forgot I'm married!!!!

Baba, I was on the first episode of the Tube but didn't get to actually talk to anyone - just drooled from afar!!
My 3rd cousin was Margaret Lockwood (famous English actress - dead) .
My MIL was in HELP with the Beatles and other dire 60's movies (not that HELP was dire!!). After that she was a Bunny Girl at the PLayboy Club in Park Lane.
I once read a bedtime story to Bob Geldoff and Johnny Fingers (Rag Week stunt).
Have told Princess Anne's husband to "wait a minute please" while I was in the middle of taking a photo and then looked up and realised who it was.
My Mum once called to my Dad how ugly the aviary in London Zoo was, just after it opened, and Lord Snowden who designed it, was standing right behind her.
Mu nanny used to work for AC/DC's drummer and also at Arundel Castle.

I was on Real Rooms, asked for a nice tranquil room as was having dd and house was a tip, (they said having looked aroung that perhaps I should have called in DIY SOS (bloody cheek :0 ) and I got torquoise and orange - perhaps you've seen me I was on UK style AGAIN last week. I must have been on about 10 times! Never realise when I signed up.

(always get that wrong!)

I went to school with Alan Cumming (actor been in james bond film and spy kids, circle of friends etc)have met jack charlton, Ian wright, helen baxendale once got shouted at by mil on district line tube!Christopher biggins is often in our sainsburys, walked past the girl who played kathys daughter in eastenders in the park yesterday, Tommy walsh ran into me in the tube station one rainy night last year and often see him on market on sat morning and many more!

My uncles brother is Andy Fairweather Low (Bend me, shape me, any way you want me . . . )

I stayed at the same hotel as Nicky whats-his-name (the hairdresser with blonde girls hair).

Jamie Balch, Steve Robinson and Lyn Davies (highjumper?) live around the corner from me.

I sat next to Graham Henry at dinner at my mum and dads house.

Met John Powers (is that his name?)(him from The La's and Cast) in San Francisco and asked him to come to a party with me. He obviously didn't fancy me.

Met Neol Gallagher in a hotel and he got me into the Oasis gig that night.

My mates boyf lives with the dopey one out of My Family.

My best friends boyf is Pet Shop Boys banker. At a do recently he was at a table with PSB, Jimmy Sommerville and Boy George. Ho hum!

Wots-his-name Cable from Stereophonics owns the apartment next to my Mum and Dads down Cardiff Bay.

Oh, the excitement!

Jeffrey Archer asked me if I fancied an orgy!

I shook hands with Bob Hawke (he was Aussie PM at the time and came to our school).

My dad was in a band called The Aztecs - used to be Billy Thorpe & the Aztecs, before Billy went to LA.

I spoke to the then Lady Di when she was on her post engagement tour of Australia with Charles (Maitland).

I was rescued from a king tide surf at Terrigal (NSW) by Spike Cheney who went on to win a silver medal in boxing at the next Commonwealth Games (was quite some time ago).

I had a good chat with Jeffrey Deaver (Author) after a reading and signing in Sydney.

I used to go out with Martin and Gary Kemp's cousin; flirted ( unsuccessfully) with the guitarist in Haircut 100 ( the shame),met Joe Strummer, spoke to Billy Idol and a few other things. And last month Martin Bell was in the swimming lane next to me !!!he has a hairy back and only does backtstroke !! can I have my prize now ? oh, and I was in the same class at school as Emily Watson's sister.

hey newgirl, did you agree to Jeffrey Archer's orgy ? and did he offer you cash ???? was his fragrant wife there too ????

DD1's friend's Mum and Dad met J & M Archer on top of Ben Nevis recently.

!!!!!!!

(No money changed hands.)

donnie - i passed on the opportunity and fragrant mary was not available at that time. he seemed like a man with energy.