Live webchat with Miss Rabbit Happening Now!

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Hello all, I am a hard (lol!) working mother of 2 and am here to offer advice/empathy to all you lovely mummies out there!

What exactly are you getting at??

Daddy Pig and I have been together for 10 years (20, in your human years) and I've never had the slightest doubt he has ever been oinking playing away

Madame gazelle has let me into a few confidences about you Miss Rabbit, but I'm too much of a lady to go into it.

You better make sure I don't see you at the gates tomorrow

I didn't mean he was playing away....
I meant dirty by association, hun

whos stupid idea was a web chat with miss rabbit. oh yeah!! oooppps

Association??!

How dare you 'Miss' (yeah, we know about your night time jobs too) Rabbit?

Just because most people see you doing your community friendly stuff, you think you're above it. Oh, I forget. You think the night time stuff serves a community too

Bring. It

Ha!

Look How she's disappeared

Off to do more night time 'community' work

Rabbit

(Rabbit is a derogatory term in our kingdom due to their, ahem, promiscuity)

Please let this go in classics.

Sorry MummyPRig. I was busy down the Fire Station with Mrs Dog, Mrs Sheep and Mrs Pony dealing with all the calls while you had another night off.
That's fine, you carry on abusing your position of trust in this town, you know you are only getting away with things because of your 'relationship' with Uncle Pig.
And I don't mean because he is Daddy Pig's brother, I know where the ^real power is ion this town.

(and I also know who George's real father is...only Uncle Pig insists on bucking trends)

SO Suck It.

Bitch.

Ruby's return, sorry I missed your lovely question in amongst MummyPig gatecrashing.
My helicopter, train, hot air balloon, bus and the Fire Engine are all powered by Methane from our sewerage works (something that isn't shown on our little 'fly on the wall' docusoap), so I don't worry about my carbon footprint, also, as I stated, we are raw vegans (apart from carrot cake, lol!) so our carbon footprint is actually surprisingly low.

Firstly, why specifically do you insist on keeping the "Miss" in your Miss Rabbit?
Do you feel left out that everyone else is Mrs? Are you waiting for that proposal and that ring???

Secondly, what does you 'husband' do?

Thirdly, do you feel like a LP?

And, how do you bring up such dull children when you clearly have such a varied and interesting life?!?!

I am Miss as I cannot get married. Mr Rabbit, my lovely DP, and I are related and in this kingdon you cannot marry your brother or your father, so we have to stay 'single'

Mr Rabbit works in an office with Daddy Pig (which is how I know all the gossip) and the lovely Mrs Cat. he also works part time at the museum with me.

I don't feel like a LP as Mr Rabbiut does most of the work around the house.
I am actually quite upset by the last question, my children are wonderful, intelligent and inspire me every day.
The clips you see on television are edited in such as way as to portray the Pigs as being oh so witty and urbane, when in reality they are not as important as it makes out.
have you ever noticed how Peppa is always behind everyone else anyway? She was the last to ride a bike properly, the last to skate.....and you are judging my parenting skills?

Miss Rabbit, be honest is it really you who does all those jobs? I've always thought that your burrow was full of 50-100 "Miss Rabbits" to supply the requirements of your town.

Plus why don't you get to do all the jobs - doctor, dentist, playgroup leader, postman, rubbish collector all seem to have non rabbit personnel.

Hi imaginewittyname, I do do all the jobs, but unfortunately I couldn't get into college to gain any qualifications and left school when I got pregnant by my DP after there was a bit of a 'witch hunt' of some narrow minded individuals (led by one Mrs Pig...) to make sure I was nt put in a position of 'power.
Hence having to do all the 'scut' jobs, but I don't mind, all the fun with none of the responsibility

You really need to put thos pigs in their place - I imagine Madame Gazelle & Mr Bull would have some pretty damaging stuff, failing that just cut off the electrickity to their houses - they seem pretty incapeable of dealing with such an occurance.

Miss Rabbit, you are heading dangerously towards becoming the new MorningPaper with those allegations.

I'm warning you, and have reported your posts to MNHQ as personal attacks

And everyone else - Uncle Pig is just a dear family friend. Miss Rabbit is just insanely jealous of our (as a family!) relationship.

can you arrange an MN discount code for entry to your fabulous moon exhibition please? dd was thrilled when she saw it on your docu soap, looks fab!

does any one else ever get sidetracked while watching Mr Pig...?
You know, like an an image of yourself bending over the kitchen table while he chortlingly commands you to ''squeal like a pig...''

no? just me then...?

Firstly, Mollyroger, please see a therapist, these feelings you are having are not normal.

imagine, why do you think it got cut off before

ruddy, we do have a MN discount, simply name 3 MNHQ staff for 5% off, we can't afford anymore, after all, It's for a good cause!

MummyPig, report away, the human world has no juristiction over us, as you well know, so your threats are both empty and puerile.
Do grow up.

Miss Rabbit, how are you dealing with getting to work in these snowy conditions?

It can't be safe to be driving your bus on the icy roads. Is your hot air balloon still operational?

As playgroup is shut there is no need for the school bus at the moment, so I am using the Fire Engine to get about as I am part of the Fire Service here, along with some of the other lovely girlies. And Mummy Pig. When she cna be arsed to turn up.

Miss Rabbit, can you tell me why it seems everyone in your town is obsessed with potatoes?? (I know you are a carrot lover yourself but I am intrigued)

scrappydappydoo. No. I have no idea. Sorry

ROFL!!

Miss Rabbit, is there a Mr Gazelle?

Also, what happened to Danny Dog's father? He appears to live with his mother and Grandad Dog...