Live webchat with Miss Rabbit Happening Now!

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Hello all, I am a hard (lol!) working mother of 2 and am here to offer advice/empathy to all you lovely mummies out there!

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Wilf I have a slight crush on Daddy Pig's melifluous tones.

He has only got to say "I used to be rather good at ballet. Mummy and I preferred the pas de deux" for me to go slightly weak at the knees.

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It's the Pig Brothers. Uncle Pig rules this town. We are all a little scared of him as he was weaned on raspberry beer and this has affected his, shall we say, morality filter.

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Is she? The only work I've seen her do is go upstairs and bash on the computer. I've always assumed she was doing what I do when I tell the children I'm "working on the computer" - ie mumsnetting.

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Hah! She's been trotting you that old line has she?

Do you want to know Mummy Pig's dirty little secret?

Lush isn't the half of it, hun...

Miss Rabbit, I'm keen to know how long Grandpa Pig thinks he can get away with moonlighting on The Archers? Surely being Peppa's Grandpa is enough for any self respecting porker?

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Typing on the computer until all hours (with a webcam, oh yes)

Needing to pop out to 'appointments' all the time?

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Miss Rabiit, is it true that you moonlight in the little kingdom of elves and fairies, under the pseudonym "Nanny Plum"?
With all those other jobs and a family, you really are a remakable mummy!

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"mummy pig's dirty little secret"

Well I don't like to speculate, but certainly she and Daddy pig have an odd fixation with rolling around in mud. Not really a family pass-time I'd have thought. I often wonder what they get up to after the children are in bed.

Does she run an online business in DVDs for those with "specialist tastes"?

Miss Rabbit have you ever considered being a nanny? It's the kind of plum job I could imagine you doing.

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ooh, you are going to get in trouble.

I want a live webchat now.

Fuck it worklifebalance, she has acted 'Little Miss Perfect Pig' for way too long, just because she is married and the draconian laws here mean I can't marry my partner, and pretends that her dd is the fucking bomb when we all know she is a spoilt little brat, doesn't mean she should get away with being a tart!

Re: all the Nanny Plum comments, I don't understand

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Are you as rampant as everyone claims?

I'm afraid I don't really know who you are, but that's how it is for most of the live webchats. I think, who?!?

So at having your own live webchat though.

Soupie, I'm just a normal Rabbit, although I do have a little Leporidae in my bedside drawer

I wouldn't let Daddy Pig anywhere near me, god knows where he's been

Mr Bull on the other hand

Imagine the offspring of that little union..