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How often does your OH think about the Roman Empire?

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Ozarkz · 12/09/2023 20:26

Just for fun

saw on Facebook a post saying that men think about the Roman Empire every day. The woman asked her husband and he said this was true and that he thinks about it daily. The comments was people asking their husbands how often they think about the Roman Empire with some very funny responses 😂

So, I’ll start .., I’ve just asked DH and he said “at least twice a week, why?”

would love to hear other Responses to this random question

“how often do you think about the Roman Empire?”

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Happyface120 · 13/09/2023 11:38

DH said "not that often", and when asked to clarify, said "probably 3-4 times a week" 😂

Thatsmorethanhalf · 13/09/2023 11:42

Starstruck2020 · 13/09/2023 11:29

Is that a code word for sex?

Probably a euphemism

OnLockdown · 13/09/2023 11:43

"On average twice a day" 😂

BlowDryRat · 13/09/2023 12:05

"Rarely."

AllHopeandRainbows · 13/09/2023 12:29

DH response -
never, why? 😂

😂😂😂

Cornettoninja · 13/09/2023 12:35

I love the idea that there’s a specific group of men who, for the first time in their adult lives, feel really seen Grin

I haven’t had chance to ask DP yet but will say I think about Rome (particularly the fall of) quite frequently. It’s mainly due to the fall of empires/superpowers and comparisons to today.

isitsmallorfaraway · 13/09/2023 12:42

3 times a year

SadGirl6 · 13/09/2023 12:43

“Pretty much every day, why?”

PandaChopChop · 13/09/2023 12:46

I've really laughed at this thread, thanks OP 😄
No DP here so asked (male) best friend who instantly replied "once a year"- no confusion about why I asked though!
I feel completely ignorant (I hated history) and don't know anything about any empire so I think I might go and watch a few documentaries. Where should I start? 🤣

On the other hand, I do think about tectonic plates on a daily basis and only last week treated my DCs to a fascinating boring lecture about earthquakes.

Raincloudsonasunnyday · 13/09/2023 14:06

Turtletotem · 13/09/2023 09:18

I asked my 15 year old this morning.
The answer was 2 and a half times a week!
A half thought??

15yo 🤷‍♀️

fiddlesticksandotherwords · 13/09/2023 15:07

I have been waiting for DH to get in, and I just asked him.

"Never".

Dahlia82 · 13/09/2023 15:07

@sashagabadon I missed a lot of this season but I thought it looked brilliant. Which ones would you most recommend?

Dahlia82 · 13/09/2023 15:08

LOVE this thread 😂.

GlomOfNit · 13/09/2023 16:00

Well thank you MN for the ROW I just had with my husband, who apparently does NOT think about the Romans on a daily basis (he said, unless he's reading the Falco books, in which case, a lot). I said 'Well I do, on at least a daily basis!' and then we had a disagreement about what 'thinking about' means.

He thinks it means you go off into a little reverie for at least a few minutes and consciously think something through. I think, it counts if something Roman or Roman Empire-related passes through your mind. Then your brain riffles through your mental rolodex and comes up with a few random facts or thoughts, you might go down a bit of a rabbit hole for a few seconds, but then you're done.

(My example to him was - well, last night we were watching old Red Dwarf episodes and Tony Hawks was on, and I thought - ah, he also played Caligula in a later episode. Funny thing Caligula, people (including me) really only know a few things about him - mad, cruel, incestuous, horse, 'little boots' - but that much makes him a by-word for the excesses of the Roman Empire really. Then I remembered that we'd watched a bit of I, Claudius the other night and John Hurt was Caligula. Then I snapped to, it took about ten seconds, back in the room. DH thinks this whole 'mental rolodex' thing is odd and I suspect he thinks 'Ah, THIS is why Glom never stays on message during a conversation!' He could be right.)

Anyway, it's just possible that I think about the Romans on an at-least daily basis because I used to be an archaeologist and university lecturer (not a Romanist though!). But surely all sorts of random shit passes through most of our heads on a daily basis and this is all completely normal, right? Grin

LittleBrownBaby · 13/09/2023 17:00

This thread is so funny. Our conversation:

Me - how often do you think about the Roman Empire

Him - (looks like he's been caught out doing something naughty) Erm ...... not everyday. At least once a month.

Me - how is this a thing?? I never, ever think about this.

Him - it's not a big deal. It just do. I also think about the Greeks.

dontletsaskforthemoon · 13/09/2023 17:08

Love the fact that's its been moved to 'Classics' now! Thank you @mnhq

Dahlia82 · 13/09/2023 17:11

“Funny you should say that. I was just telling a woman about Roman mortar the other day”

🤣🤣🤣

purplesparklydinosaur · 13/09/2023 17:21

Mine said rarely to never. Which actually surprised me - I’d have expected it to be more often.

Daisychainsandglitter · 13/09/2023 17:22

I'm absolutely astounded. Just asked DH and he agreed at least once a day.
I rarely if ever think about it!

MoxieFox · 13/09/2023 17:22

My OH, as I said, upthread is a sci fi sort and when he starts going on about emperors and the empire, it’s usually a 40K Warhammer reference.

crimsonlake · 13/09/2023 17:24

My partner is from Rome, I will have to ask him about this next time I see him!

DollieBantrysPantry · 13/09/2023 17:28

Just asked my DH and he said “All the time!” but then he laughed and asked me why I’d asked such an odd question so I told him about the thread. He then said he didn’t think about it at all………..as I have been typing he said “Well I guess I do but not consciously every day!!!! 😂

Voowoo · 13/09/2023 17:40

Now you mentioned it, I do think about how the Romans constructed such good quality marine concrete more often than I'd care to admit

Hazey19 · 13/09/2023 17:44

This is hilarious 😂

WorkinMumsince4ever · 13/09/2023 17:45

I think about the Roman Empire every day! Can’t wait to go to Rome soon.

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