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I have a question about centaur babies.

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BerthaKit · 04/08/2023 12:24

Would the human section be all floppy and helpless like a whole human baby, while the horsey but be able to walk around like a horse baby? Or would both half’s be either humanly floppy and under developed or Horsily matured?

and how would mama centaur birth something that shape?

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Tidsleytiddy · 04/08/2023 12:25

I’ll have a pint of whatever you’re on

RoseslnTheHospital · 04/08/2023 12:28

I think that it would have to be as physically mature as a horse foal, for the same reasons - ability to get up and run with it's mother if necessary.

DéjàMoo82 · 04/08/2023 12:29

Got a point though. You don't really see centaur babies in art or film... maybe because it's quite a strangely disturbing thought.

WunWun · 04/08/2023 12:30

Oh, that's a really good question. I think maybe the legs could go but the human part would be slumped, maybe curled round onto its back.

RaininSummer · 04/08/2023 12:30

Love the way your mind works

HavenMchaven · 04/08/2023 12:30

I also think they would have to mature at equal rates. Or perhaps their rate of overall maturity is not split into two as they are a standalone creature IYSWIM.

TooBigForMyBoots · 04/08/2023 12:31

I think Centaur pregnancy is longer so Centaur newborns are more like toddlers IYSWIM.

HavenMchaven · 04/08/2023 12:31

As for how the mother would give birth.... again possibly something completely different- perhaps they hatch from giant eggs?

I'm gonna have to google

DuploTrain · 04/08/2023 12:32

Just looking at pictures of centaurs…. Where are their bits?
Are they in the human groin area that joins on to the horse, or between the back horse legs? They definitely have two groins.

Theimpossiblegirl · 04/08/2023 12:32

I suppose it works the same as mermaid babies.

HavenMchaven · 04/08/2023 12:33

Lord.... i have just googled and there are alot of disturbing images out there.

Dotcheck · 04/08/2023 12:33

I can answer this.
Their chest/ neck is less developed at birth than the horse legs part; they are more horsey at birth, and so pretty self sufficient.
The human part develops later, and becomes more prominent as the horse grows.
hth

Persipan · 04/08/2023 12:34

I can't think it would be that much worse to give birth to than an ordinary horse, really...

SoundTheSirens · 04/08/2023 12:34

And what about unicorn foals? Are they born with a horn or does the horn grow after birth? If they come out with horn intact what on earth does that do to the mother??

HavenMchaven · 04/08/2023 12:35

SoundTheSirens · 04/08/2023 12:34

And what about unicorn foals? Are they born with a horn or does the horn grow after birth? If they come out with horn intact what on earth does that do to the mother??

The horns are little stubby nubs that grow as the unicorn grows.

or else they are soft like baby hedgehog quills before they stiffen up.

PinkPlantCase · 04/08/2023 12:36

Assuming that the baby would gestate inside the horse part (given its proximity to the exit route). I think the human part would be more developed than a normal baby.

Horses gestate for 12 months so it would be more cooked than a human baby and head size wouldn’t be as much of an issue which is why human babies are ‘premature’ compared to other manuals.

Though I am wondering how the mother centaur would breastfeed, with human breast or horse teets?! Because in theory she’d have both. If it was from the horsey part the human part of the baby would need to be able to feed independently. More like a toddler than a baby!

skgnome · 04/08/2023 12:37

Now I’m thinking about it… ok centaurs have a larger lifespan than humans, goes to reason that pregnancy will be longer, therefore would come out as a toddler foal ?
mas to how do they give birth - I’m assuming it’s the hose half

Purpleavocado · 04/08/2023 12:37

Also, horses are herbivores so what do centaurs eat?

okiedokie1 · 04/08/2023 12:39

Theimpossiblegirl · 04/08/2023 12:32

I suppose it works the same as mermaid babies.

Well no because mermaid babies have the advantage of being in water which gives the babies buoyancy. They wouldn't be flipping about like human babies

ShreddiesGirl · 04/08/2023 12:39

Tidsleytiddy · 04/08/2023 12:25

I’ll have a pint of whatever you’re on

Me too.

BerthaKit · 04/08/2023 12:40

Where the centaur uterus is and centaur boobs are also questions that are bothering me.

unicorns I think have a little nobble like a baby rhino.

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ShreddiesGirl · 04/08/2023 12:40

This feels like the type of thing you think when you're just the right amount of high, before the point where you start bingeing crisps and having laughing fits.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 04/08/2023 12:44

Persipan · 04/08/2023 12:34

I can't think it would be that much worse to give birth to than an ordinary horse, really...

Does that hurt much with the hooves? having seen vets yank out a calf using ropes I wouldn't much fancy that.

PinkPlantCase · 04/08/2023 12:45

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 04/08/2023 12:44

Does that hurt much with the hooves? having seen vets yank out a calf using ropes I wouldn't much fancy that.

You mean like forceps?

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 04/08/2023 12:45

Can I interpolate my query that occurred to me only this week - how did TRex mate with those great long tails?