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Strange catering habits you have experienced when eating at friends/family houses?

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Chicchicchicchiclana · 12/10/2021 19:02

The grazing table thread inspired me! I know one should always be grateful when people invite you to eat with them (and I am!!) but I find it interesting the great variety of ways people do the hosting. Have any memorable dining experiences in other people's houses really stuck with you? Without being mean of course.

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Flufferty · 12/10/2021 22:01

I love the idea of reusing a ready meal tray to save on washing up 🤣

Drinking water from a dehumidifier is just revolting 🤮

Elderflower14 · 12/10/2021 22:02

@LastToBePicked.
I am one of those people who have to have their fried eggs cooked on both sides almost to the point where will bounce if they hit the floor.
Many years ago on a solo trip to Paris I ordered a Breakfast Pizza. That came with an almost raw fried egg in the middle.
You would have thought I'd learnt my lesson but no.... Two nights later I was served crepes with an almost raw egg in the middle. 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

Rainbowshit · 12/10/2021 22:03

@MrsTerryPratchett

My late MIL.

Roasts a chicken for too long, then slices it, removes the skin, leaves it in a plate in the oven. Driest meat I've every tasted. Like a meaty Ryvita.

😂😂😂😂😂
Ihaventgottimeforthis · 12/10/2021 22:04

I love cold rice pudding.
And beans in my cottage pie, or on the side.
Sprinkles on bread is fairy bread - chocolate curlscarecdivine - hagelslag in Holland.

westcoast · 12/10/2021 22:04

@Tractordiggerdump

At a birthday party, white bread & butter with sprinkles..🤮
It’s a staple at Australian children’s birthday parties, it is called fairy bread, the Dutch have a version too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_bread

My in-laws love to serve “locos” which are a type of abalone with a side of mayonnaise for dipping, and one of my husband’s Aunts thinks the best Christmas treat is tinned smoked oysters with a side of, you guest it, mayonnaise. I just can’t get over the texture.

ScreamingMeMesaur · 12/10/2021 22:05

What is "pea wet"? I don't like the sound of it...

cherrypiepie · 12/10/2021 22:05

@Flufferty i think the fish pie was pretty sketchy to be honest. And these tray had been well recycledGrin

Humidifier drink is EnvyEnvyConfusedConfused

KitchenKrisis · 12/10/2021 22:05

Anyway I've eaten strange stuff at peoples houses but for me the strangest experience, which won't seem odd by the tales on this thread.. But it's been told the price of the food by rich Mil.

Mt pen family had amazing hospitality when it came to food so to sit in expensive house in expensive area and be served very restrained food seems really odd

PurpleSproutingSomething · 12/10/2021 22:07

A friend's mum used to deep fry everything. The meal would be potato waffles and burgers for example and it'd be served up dripping on the plate.
I used to home with stomach ache.

I was instantly thrown back to the 90s when I made some spring rolls last week and after they'd finished cooking I chucked a slice of bread into the hot oil. It was the ultimate fried bread and tasted amazing Grin

butterflyze · 12/10/2021 22:07

Oddest thing at a friend's house was tinned mandarin sandwiches
The Vicar of Dibley's Mrs Cropley lives on... Grin

theDudesmummy · 12/10/2021 22:08

Love tinned oysters and love mayonnaise, but definitely not together!

My granny's best Xmas treat was tinned aparagus. Now that is very nice, but I didn't realise until much later on that it is not a traditional Xmas things.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 12/10/2021 22:08

The strangest things to me were meals where;

You were allowed to have a drink of any kind within one hour either side of it, never mind at the table.

There was bread available. White sliced bread was a specific, entirely separate meal.

There was salt, whether on the table or in the food or any flavour at all other than resentment and bitterness, really. Even unsmoked bacon was soaked overnight in milk to get the salt out and then poached under the grill for a short period to get luke warm.

Vegetables didn't come out of tins.

Soup that wasn't 'made nicer to take the salt out' by adding equal quantities of skimmed milk (not condensed, just normal soup from a tin - including Oxtail).

There was a starter or salad accompaniment. Salad was a meal in its own right, due to the presence of a quarter ounce of cheapest mild cheddar and a slice of wafer thin ham.

There was more than one tablespoon of meat. Or there was meat/cheese added to flavour something else that was incredibly bland.

There was a dessert/pudding/sweet at the end instead of once a month being able to have a single scoop of ice cream. Or a cheese course, as cheese and crackers was a special, entire dinner on Boxing Day. You even got a single pickled onion with that.

You could help yourself or could ask for seconds. Portions were strictly controlled at all times, right up to how much gravy you were permitted.

Food that needed to be cut with a knife. The scraps we were permitted had been shredded to make sure the portions could be controlled or were so small, they could be picked up on a fork and eaten in one go.

So, any catering habits that involved speaking at the table, relaxing, eating good food in the quantity you wanted, having a drink, or for anything remotely resembling pleasure and enjoyment in the eating or in the company were the strangest behaviours I'd ever witnessed.

It would be easy to assume this was due to poverty or because she was very thin and keen to stay thin. She always seemed to have the latest gadgets, new clothes or anything else she wanted, though. And she was morbidly obese. She did say that I was a faddy eater, though this was in part due to having almost daily stomach pains, nausea and suchlike. Turns out I shouldn't have been having gluten or dairy - it had apparently been advised at the hospital when I was a child but she'd dismissed it as nonsense.

I went a bit mad once I was out of there in terms of eating whatever I could, loads of fresh veg, salty things, spicy things, fish, rice - the fruit and veg aisles in the supermarkets or in ethnic shops were the most exciting things in the world for me. And I tasted butter, bacon, olives, olive oil, continental cheeses, artichokes, fresh lemon and lime, fish and a whole world of other foods for the first time as an adult. Seems that I wasn't actually as faddy an eater as she said - I just needed better food, food that didn't make me sick and food without the silent dread of having to sit there within range.

Allthesefolks · 12/10/2021 22:08

@Tiramiwho nope we were all in the midlands, it just wasn’t something we’d ever had at home!

Drunken me loves a chip shop steak and kidney pudding (not pie) and chips now! Any kind of mushy pea or pea wet 🤢 can get TF though

TReXX · 12/10/2021 22:09

My mum used to make us Heinz tomato soup with an ice cream scoop of mashed potato in the middle, like an island.

DaphneDeloresMoorhead · 12/10/2021 22:09

@burritofan the livery mash sounds rank 🤮

TatianaBis · 12/10/2021 22:09

Rice pudding is best chilled imo. Bonne Maman do one or Rachel’s Dairy.

Bloatstoat · 12/10/2021 22:10

We used to have sliced white bread and butter every teatime with the meal growing up in the 1980s. I loved it and used to make sandwiches with whatever we were having (I may still do this if I'm eating alone Blush).

My SIL competes with others on this thread for the smallest meals ever served. Last time we were staying she did a roast for 8 people with 8 small roast potatoes, just one allowed per person. Pudding was an apple crumble made in the sort of bowl I would use for cereal, yielding a small dessert spoonful each. It's not a money thing, she just seems to eat nothing and assumes everyone else does too. She'll probably pop up on this thread in a bit complaining about visiting her brother and his family and being given monster sized portions she can't possibly eat Grin

DiamondBright · 12/10/2021 22:11

@theDudesmummy

I spent a bit of time dining in a hospital cafeteria in a very rural part of the United States in the 1980s. The "salad" was full of jelly and mashmallows. Everyone else thought it was great. I guess it is an acquired taste. I don't know if they still do that there.
I saw someone on YouTube earlier make a "salad" involving crushed up pretzels, jelly, strawberries and cool whip (I think it's an artificial cream substitute like dream topping) this was a side dish to go with a thanksgiving meal. I can't get my head around something so sweet with a roast dinner. Sweet potatoes cooked with sugar and maple Syrup and marshmallows I also don't understand.
HaggisTheGreat · 12/10/2021 22:11

@DramaAlpaca

I tried making cottage pie with baked beans once. Never again, not for me.

An ex of mine used to eat baked beans cold straight out of the tin. It's one if the reasons he's an ex. I don't know which was worse, cold or out of the tin. Urgh, just the thought makes me feel ill.

Beans on toast (hot of course!) are delicious though.

Oh ye, you’ve just reminded me of an ex-colleague who would eat cold baked beans out of a tin with a spoon at his desk first thing in the morning Envy (not envy)
Somethingwicked9 · 12/10/2021 22:11

I used to stay at a friends house when we were younger for breakfast you weren’t allow a glass of juice or water you’d either be allowed milk with your cereal or dry cereal and a small glass of milk

martingrowler · 12/10/2021 22:12

I don't understand what's weird about buttered bread with soup... I thought that was totally normal

Elderflower14 · 12/10/2021 22:14

I used to work in a school kitchen. One of the lunches served was Baked Bean Lasagne!

JudgeJ · 12/10/2021 22:14

@Lalliella

At a friend’s house for lunch, pudding was individual Mr Kipling’s apple pies. Friend’s dad crushed his and put it between 2 slices of bread and butter to make an apple pie butty 😂
Everytime I read/hear about shop bought fruit pies I am always reminded of the great Victoria Wood when she talked about sitting opposite a woman on a train who was sucking the filling from an individual apple pie.
Mammyloveswine · 12/10/2021 22:14

@Pinkfairylights I am crying at that cold burger and tomato toastie in your packed lunch Grin

cricketmum84 · 12/10/2021 22:17

@HaggisTheGreat I had a colleague who had cold mushy peas out of a tin for her lunch 🤢 🤮 🤢

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