I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

4,6 or 8?

@Jaxhog

Will I finish my PhD?

Yes, Dr. Jaxhog.

@Grazka

What's my husband's name?

Kevin

@Pinkyxx

What was the name of the person I spoke to last night over video chat?

Luke

Should I take it?

@YellowMonday

What's going to happen over the next year in my life?

Job change, sprained ankle, small win on a scratchcard (not necessarily in that order)

@TheDogsMother

Will I manage to go abroad for a holiday this year ?

No. So just accept is now and it'll be less stressful.

accept that now

@SarahBellam

How much money would I save if I brought my own belly button fluff to stuff a teddy at Build-a-Bear?

Much less than if you were to sell it on Ebay.

@Tupperwarelid

What’s my current blood sugar level reading?

War and Peace

@FourTeaFallOut

At what time in the day does my intention to eat healthy swing to fuck it on the give-a-damn meter? Will I ever make it to bedtime?

Around 3 P.M. Yes, you'll make it! Just change your bedtime to 2:45 P.M.

@Sennedd

You have already answered one question, so thank you. Some years ago I lost a gold initial necklace and an aquamarine one. They were not lost outside but I have never found them. Do you know where they are please?

Oh, you're so polite! They're in the lining of an old handbag that got thrown away. But take comfort in knowing they're together.

@Rhiannon13

*Will I ever get my fucking act together?

Yes, but not until next year. In the meantime, don't be too hard on yourself.*

Thanks @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa . Your reply made me a bit teary. Must be feeling more fragile than I realised!

You're stronger than you realise, too. Hang in there!

@LowlandLucky

Where will my Son move too ?

Sheffield

I swear he was already dead when I found him.

You believe me right?

@ClawedButler

omg this thread is genius - even better than the replies are OP's replies to the replies!

what's my hospital appointment next week for?

also, what IS that stain?

It's an antenatal appointment. About the stain....ask yourself, do you REALLY want to know?

What is my oldest daughters middle name?

@Sienna7657

I will definitely let you know in 2022 if I will get my dream job or not

Please do. Just don't do anything to screw it up in the meantime!

@khakiandcoral

When will (how long until!) I fit in my honeymoon wardrobe again?

If you take out the shelves, you can probably fit in it now. Just make sure you don't get locked in!

@NewVariable

Oh, and about the question you were too shy to ask? Yes, but only on Mondays.

Thanks! Monday is a good starting point!

How do you manage with such a gift?

It's quite the burden, but it comes in handy when buying birthday presents.

I have worn a hole in my only pair of shoes. What shoes should I get to replace them?

@Parsley1234

Is the tv show treatment being pitched next week going to be commissioned pls

Not this time around for budgetary reasons, but don't give up on it.

@Chocolatier9

Thank you dear OP. I shall begin by snacking on some biscuits while drawing up my how-to-make-other-people-happy list.

Hope it goes well!

@Ostara212

OP

No, it was Grey's Anatomy on Amazon Prime.

Now wonder what was on ITV last night 😂

Oh, did it autocorrect to ITV? I meant to say you were watching "a TV".

@cafenoirbiscuit

Does G think about his part in it all? And regret it?

Unfortunately, not even a little bit.