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I know everything about you. AMA

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:22

@NCnotmyusualone

Who was it that I realised today I should probably kick 50 shades of shit out of?
Benjamin (but you should take the high road)
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:23

@Shortbreadbrokemytooth

Which of the local cats left a poo by my apple tree?
It was Mr. Prickles! Scatter some holly branches around if you can.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:24

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

Why?
Because! Now get back to the filling-up-the-thread thread. Grin
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:24

@Bettercallsaul1

Where is Lord Lucan?
That one I don't know, but I'll keep lucan for him!
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:26

@Couchbettato

I am loving how wholesome this is.
Glad to hear it! Oh, and yours should have been "poets" not "posts". But I know you already knew that.
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WestendVBroadway · 18/06/2021 10:26

Where am I going on Friday?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:28

@RicherThanYew

Tomorrow is junk food day in work. Do I have a chip butty with gravy or pie and curry? Also, my eyes are almost swollen shut with allergies. Please save me a fortune and tell me what the fuck I'm allergic to!
  1. Definitely pie and curry...some of the chip buttys (butties?) have been dropped on the floor.
  2. General hay fever. It's bad out there!

(p.s. this is not medical advice)

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:28

[quote Foxhasbigsocks]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa I do love Waitrose but no - unlikely. Obviously I can’t confirm you were wrong until tomorrow, so will keep an eye out for an unexpected trip![/quote]
Well, if you're going to avoid Waitrose just to spite me, I really can't stop you. Smile

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/06/2021 10:29

Does Black Betty prefer lemon curd, marmalade or bramble jam?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:29

@PiffleWiffleWoozle

How will I make my fortune?
Creating an invention that catches mums in some sort of net-like thing
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Crankley · 18/06/2021 10:29

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Crankley
How many steps have I done today?

7456

Sorry you are way off, I've done about 20 - just out of hospital after a bad fall. Thanks for guessing though.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:29

@AGirlsGotToDo

What supermarket do I work in?
Coop
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:30

@Sennedd

How am I doing health wise? Please?
On the mend
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:30

@MrsMaizel

Who did I have an affair with in 2017?
Scott
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:31

@PinkSkyBlue

Close, but not izzy
Well, the dog thinks its name is Izzy. Maybe you need to enunciate more.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:32

@JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff

What colour should I get my toenails painted?
dark red / burgundy
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:33

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

What two colours is the zebra crossing near my house, oh magnificent GCHQ Zoltar spey-wife?!
Strangely, it's orange
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:34

@newtb

What's my name?

Unique in England

Sausagerolita (might be with two T's)
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:35

@PandemicAtTheDisco

How can I sort my house out?
Little by little everyday, and not too much posting on Mumsnet (except important threads that need to be filled up Wink).
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:35

@JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff

My children's names start with D, H and F. What are they?
Daisy, Hudson, and Freya
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:36

@Ostara212

What am I watching at the moment?
Answered late, but it was ITV
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:37

@LittleDidSheKnow

Ah, this is intriguing!

My DH is out with colleagues in London tonight. What is he up to? 😐

Answered late, but it was watching the football at a pub
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:38

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

My children's names start with D, H and F. What are they?

I am but the merest wisp of a shadow of a would-be apprentice to OP, but is it Doris, Horace and Forest?

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll We talked about this! You have the gift, but you don't know how to control it yet. You're just not ready!
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:38

@Ostara212

What am I watching at the moment?
Answered late, but it was the Sewing Bee
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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 18/06/2021 10:38

What takeaway am I planning to order tonight? Bonus points if you guess the specific dishes...

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