I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

@Rainalldaylong

Where do I live?

In a two-bedroom flat

What colour are my boyfriend’s eyes?

How old are my children?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa - OMG you’re right!

@FlowerPower3110

You should know this one: what is my dog's name?

Rufus!!!!! And he's a very good boy (and cute).

@Tiredandbored

Where does my lap go when I stand up?

It goes to people who are less fortunate and can't afford laps.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Where did I put my new prescription sunglasses?

Kitchen counter, with the junk in the corner

@MerryDecembermas

Do I like living in a tip or am I just a messy hypocrite?

70% tip, 30% messy

@everythingissoexpensivenow

Will I ever have any willpower to diet?

Yes, but for more incremental/sustainable ones.

@midnightOK

will I get the job I got interviewed today? thanks

Yes, IF they're smart.

@Sunshinesusan60

Will I have another baby?

Fingers crossed!

What did I have for breakfast?

@ssd

Well i know something about you *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa*

You talk shite

Shite to one is fertiliser to another!

Will I have another baby?

Is my life so shit because I was a serial killer in a past life?

@FatJan

What is missing in my life?

A very close female friendship...and a Harry Potter wand replica

@RockyTigerScarf

How did I break my foot?

A fall

@WorraLiberty

What's my goldfish's sister's middle name?

Trick question. They aren't biological sisters. Mama Goldie had some explaining to do!

What basic life skill, that most people can do by about age 5, did I never learn?

Break up or make up?

@RainbowHash

What should I do more of?

Your crafting hobby (and less of holding grudges against your neighbour...you know who I'm talking about)

Who was the love of my life?

@AGirlsGotToDo

You still haven't answered my question. 😆 What's my surname? Or maiden name!

Surname: Davies (there's a backlog of answering questions) Maiden name: Tayloe

@Chocolatier9

Will I ever be happy?

And if so how?

1. YES!
2. Focus on making other people happy. Also, snacks.

@Stichintime

Name of my crush?

Oliver