How have you devastated your cat today?

[Mabelface]

I've put privacy film on the front room windows and he can't watch the world go by any more. He's sulking.

@QueenPaw

He didn't approve of the food selection. This is not my cat

yes he is!!!!!

Oh no, a cat is never yours... it’s quite the reverse (you are the cat slave)

I’ve needed to reclaim my office chair to, well, you know, work to earn pennies to buy dreamies

When I get home from the office today catface will be most vocal and annoyed that yet again she’s been left with dh for company. She prefers when i wfh so she can supervise me and interrupt my video calls.

She will follow me round the house moaning all evening until I settle in bed and she can sleep next to me on the pillow.

My cat has become electrified! I think it must be the cold dry weather. Whenever I try to stroke her I get a shock and she dashes off in high dudgeon.

@LovelaceBiggWither

Mine brought me a baby snake and was most surprised that I took the snake outside.

He's still looking for the snake 2 weeks later.

A baby snake!

We changed the clocks her last weekend for Daylight Saving (not in the UK) so Boycat now has to wait a whole extra hour in the morning before I get up, feed him, and let him out.

He decided this morning to express his annoyance that I wasn't getting up, by howling at me and then shredding a toilet roll in the ensuite.

That’s actually the correct response, he’s read the manual.

I put the blinds down in our bedroom so I could sleep

Wouldn't let him charge his phone to go on Catsnet

I got to the swing seat first. So he glared at me from under the apple tree for 2 hours.

He was curled up in a ball, fast asleep on the sofa next to me. I realised his flea tree was overdue. Did said treatment. He's now moved to the other sofa. He never sits there! Oops.

@IrenetheQuaint

My cat has become electrified! I think it must be the cold dry weather. Whenever I try to stroke her I get a shock and she dashes off in high dudgeon.

OMG, this happens fairly often here!

The way FCat looks at me/runs off, I’m sure he thinks I’m trying to create Frankenstein’s monster when I stroke him 🧟‍♂️

Boy cat failed to catch his nightly mouse, and his attitude towards me suggests that it is my fault.

Nothing. He is currently draped on my left arm as I type, purring his head off. [preens]

It won't last of course but thought I'd get in and mention it while it does.

He's just stopped purring. He despises me posting about him on social media.

I tried to cut a small clinker from my cats fluffy bottom hair. Anyone would think she'd been assaulted from the way she responded.

I wouldn't let him splash water in the sink. He's huffed off to birdwatch in the garden.

Pulled a piece of stubborn stuck poo off her butt before I gave them both their second breakfasts. Appalling behaviour 😂

Cheddar was sitting on my chest and neck, when my friend texted something that made me laugh out loud. I dropped the iPad and startled Cheddar so she ran off. I was actually sad as I was enjoying wearing her as a scarfs

He's yodeling outside the bedroom balcony because I won't let him commit suicide today. He's a bit simple.

Not enough Scrumbles in his dish this morning.

Two meals between 11am and 12.45 wasn't enough so he was forced to tear open a packet of bread rolls and eat about half of one. Poor starving Matt.

I had the gall to buy a new sofa. It's obviously vastly inferior to the last one, so he needs to sit on the armchair looking sad, with an occasional pained miaow. I only had to replace thw last one because he'd scratched it so badly