My examples are probably not quite in keeping with others posted. But, reading these had me howling.
My daughter was autistic and at had no filter or volume button amongst others.
One day the neighbour over the road knocked on my door, stifling laughter and trying to look stern and cross whilst my daughter is following behind and looking really happy.
So I was told by DD that she had been playing knock a door run like her older siblings, on their group of friends doors. But my DD knocked on the door, then stood there waiting for it to open and very happily said ‘I’m doing knock a door run’
The neighbour said ‘ you forgot to run away though’ and was then told ‘no I can’t run away it’s rude and you will be scared’
So neighbour found amusing hence the pretend cross face.
My DD, then asks loudly if she is going to be grounded like her older sister gets. I said ‘if you want - you are now grounded’
She then flounces into the house in absolute hysterical crying threw herself on the floor ‘crying my social life is over’
Bearing in mind she learned to talk with echolia- so mimicked and remembered phrases and actions do well
After that she sat up and went - what’s grounded? Is it over now!
I asked why did she want it if she didn’t know what it was
She replied’her sister gets it all the time and she wanted it so she could match - but now what do I do mum!
Another time in the supermarket
She saw a couple giving each other a quick kiss on the lips ‘ she very dramatically- including loud noises - covers her eyes and shouts ‘awww mum tell them to stop making babies in the queue as they are kissing and it’s too rude’
😂