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To ask the grossest thing your pet has done?

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:20

I used one of those foot peel masks & was peeling the skin off. My beagle ran in & ate it all! 🤢

He also rolls in fox shit. And knocked over bathroom bin & took out tampon applicator & ... cleaned it 🤢

My staffy, when she was a puppy, ate the arses out of my DS' pants.

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WildRosie · 20/01/2020 20:44

Many years ago, one of our cocker spaniels must have eaten a short length of rope during a walk. Don't ask me how, or why. We only found out about it a little later when she shat it out whole during another walk but it got stuck mid-defaecation. We had to pull it out - thankfully only a few inches. Stupid spaniel Angry.

DearPrudence · 20/01/2020 23:16

Dog 2 ate shit and sicked it up all over our bed.

She also eats the warm shit coming out of her sister's arse. Like a vending machine.

Tunnocks34 · 20/01/2020 23:23

Molly, My yorkie, has a penchant for sucking the crotches of our dirty underwear. Drives me mad. She’s stolen husbands dirty undies from the laundry pile twice this week.

She also once went into the bathroom bin and ate a used tampon. Luckily (or unluckily) she didn’t swallow it and I had the pleasure of pulling it out of her trap, partially knawed.

VioletVoice · 20/01/2020 23:32

She woke me up perched on my bedside table few inches away and whilst very steadily maintaining close eye contact proceeded to shit.

I woke up and started screaming. She seemed quite satisfied with herself and still maintained eye contact throughout. Didn't faze her at all that I was in a panic.

WellAintThatAShitbiscuit · 21/01/2020 00:09

My dog had a upset tummy (probably from eating something he shouldn't have!) and after a poo in the garden had a lot of poo in his very long fur, as I lent down to clean him up he shook and covered my face and chest in his diarreah!

My cat went possibly one better...I had caught norvo virus and was suddenly violently sick with no warning (it didn't all end up in the loo) looked down and my cat was paddling in it picking out the "good" bits and eating it!

theThreeofWeevils · 21/01/2020 01:05

My (male, neutered) cat has taken to shagging my hat. The bed throw is now sulking like a jilted girlfriend.

Can't feel quite the same about either the throw or the hat, tbh; but I think I mind about the hat more.

Headfull · 21/01/2020 01:15

Shat in the house, are It, then vomited it up again (in the house still) 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

MayDayHelp · 21/01/2020 02:27

Ddog sadly had to be PTS but he did some pretty gross things in his time.

One was take a shit in the boot of the car whilst I was sandwiched in by other cars in the McDonald’s drive thru. I could tell he suddenly needed to go but there was nothing I could do until the cars in front moved. It was good of him to jump into the boot and do it though, I guess.

Another time he found the biggest, runniest cow pat imaginable and rolled around in it. He was only a small dog and was literally caked all over in shit, all I could see was his eyes.

4DrivetPrive · 21/01/2020 07:01

Suddenly glad I don't have a dog reading this!

Bf was sound asleep in bed and the cat wasn't feeling well. How did she tell us? She hopped up on the bed and pissed all over his hair/back, and kept going when he woke up and shoved her off so it also covered the rest of the bed. It was like a biblical flood of piss. Delightful creatures.

SchoolMumsAreTheWorst · 21/01/2020 10:46

My darling dog this morning decided to roll in poo. Now what animal will poo in a corner of a Wall and fence? Yup...pretty sure he's rolled in people poo!!!

And then I had to get him in the car to get home!!!! My car stinks of poo!!!

YourDaughter · 21/01/2020 11:05

My brother’s dog ate a used tampon he found under the bushes at the park - vets said it was a first for them!

Pineapplebaby · 21/01/2020 11:38

One of our cats peed in our toaster! I hadn't realised (blocked nose so couldn't smell anything) until I went to make toast and it started sparking!!

OneOfTheGrundys · 21/01/2020 11:51

I’m sure it was on here I read the story of the breastfeeding mum’s dog going mad for breast milk? You know, when you are feeling on one side and the other starts leaking... her Ddog used to try and suckle given half the chance?

Our stories are all poo related. My best was taking ds2 our for a walk with neighbours Ddog. DS needed a poo. I took him in the woods and he went. I wiped him the turned around to get a dog poo bag from the bag to tidy up. Except. Neighbours Ddog had got in there before me. Yum yum. 😱

TheDogIsMyFave · 21/01/2020 11:53

Stopped to speak with someone whilst out walking...look down to see my 35kg twat of a dog had silently curled one out on my foot.

He dislikes being put on his lead so think it was in protest.

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QueenOfOversharing · 21/01/2020 17:10

My cat took a shit in the tumble dryer, didn't realise until I turned it on and a foul hot shit smell filled the house.

@eggsandsoldiers omfg I can smell it!!

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QueenOfOversharing · 21/01/2020 17:12

I’m sure it was on here I read the story of the breastfeeding mum’s dog going mad for breast milk? You know, when you are feeling on one side and the other starts leaking... her Ddog used to try and suckle given half the chance?

@OneOfTheGrundys I arrange this beagle walk & on the first walk we were a bit nervous that they'd all misbehave. They were all fantastic, then mine ran up to a woman sat on a log - I called him & he ignored me. She jumped up. Was breastfeeding & he'd been trying to get in on it! Had to be my dog! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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VioletVoice · 21/01/2020 17:18

I'd give the world to have her back though :)

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HebeMumsnet · 27/01/2020 11:02

We've had calls to move this thread over to Classics so we're going to do that now.

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QueenOfOversharing · 27/01/2020 12:36

@HebeMumsnet yayyyy. Thank you! I feel like I won something 🎉

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NotALurker2 · 27/01/2020 15:15

Once my dog ate a dead rat she found on a walk. I called the vet and he said to squirt hydrogen peroxide in the dog's mouth to make her throw up, in case the rat was poisoned. I did, and then took the dog down to the sidewalk to wait. (We lived on the third floor, on a busy street.) After about five minutes of staring at each other, I brought her back upstairs to give her a second does of hydrogen peroxide but before I could, she threw the rat up on my rug.

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QueenOfOversharing · 27/01/2020 17:07

@NotALurker2 oh. I shouldn't have read that while eating... 🤢😂

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GhostofGeishaPast · 28/01/2020 20:38

When son was little he had a pop up uv proof tent that he used to play in. One summer night I was sat in the garden late watching the stars, grotty dog had been going in and out of the house.

When I came inside, I found the dog had been depositing around 30 chewed up slugs onto the tent in the dining room.

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QueenOfOversharing · 29/01/2020 03:52

@GhostofGeishaPast I cannot stand slugs - did you have to touch them? boaks

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minou123 · 29/01/2020 20:39

I was all snuggled in bed, my head rested gently on the pillow and starting to fall asleep.
Suddenly I felt a warm, wet trickle of liquid running from my head, down my face, onto my neck.
I turned quickly to see what it was, to find my dcat arsehole in my face and pee shooting out of him directly into my eye.

I'm not sure what my crime was, but apparently the punishment was necessary Hmm

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QueenOfOversharing · 30/01/2020 09:57

😂 there is a twitter account "cats are cunts" - yours definitely qualifies.

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