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Do we have a MN Christmas threads full house yet?

307 replies

CloseEncountersOfTheTerfKind · 20/12/2019 10:33

Another thread has made me realise there are so many threads/posts about Christmas stresses and angst, and the same things seem to pop up every year. Every single year! I think we need cards and a competition to see who wins Full House first...

DH went out for his works Christmas party and has not come home yet and it's 7am - where is he?

OP posts:
AllergicToAMop · 20/12/2019 15:10

Pot plant?
"Ffs, what was she thinking. I have no space for it. All plants die. Another thing to take care of"

Nice Panettone in a JL tin?
"Ugh. Like we don't have enough food. What was she thinking? X can't even eat it"

😁

theoriginalmadambee · 20/12/2019 15:15

@AllergicToAMop
🤣🤣

CloseEncountersOfTheTerfKind · 20/12/2019 15:17

Smuggy McKnobson Grin I feel a NC coming on...

As if you’d ever receive a jar of jam someone had made you anyway, open it in front of them, look them in their eager, expectant little face and say, “looks fucking foul sorry”

Clearly you've not met my MIL Grin

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BarbaraofSeville · 20/12/2019 15:18

When did people stop being happy someone thought of them

Probably when most people had the money to buy themselves whatever they wanted whenever they wanted, within reason, and if you don't, you don't want to be exchanging things that no-one really wants with other adults.

We don't have to wait all year to hope that someone's going to buy us a dressing gown, photo frame, box of chocolates etc etc, most of us could go and get whatever we want, whenever we want, so we don't really need others to do it for us at Christmas.

Many people have houses crammed with stuff, plus food, drink, clothes etc to a level that it causes us stress and if we don't, it's probably because we're ruthless declutterers and most things that are bought as gifts will be sent straight to the charity shop, thus rendering the whole exercise a waste of time, money and resources.

There's plenty of ways to enjoy Christmas that don't involve exchanging stuff with other people. Just get together and have a drink, food and a catch up. Go and look at some sparkly lights, go for a walk, watch some Christmas films, play some games together etc etc.

SmuggyMcKnobson · 20/12/2019 15:24

You should all spend less time on MN bingo and more time on name changing. Crown Grin

Fucck · 20/12/2019 15:26

Op! You've gone purple now 😂

CloseEncountersOfTheTerfKind · 20/12/2019 15:37

Gosh darn it, that's not me, curse you and your quickness Smuggy AngryGrin

I might change my name to SluttyMcSnobson or SnobbyMcSlutson, I can't decide which is better.

(On the presents note, I always sigh a little when people say I truly don't know what I want as I think exactly that, clearly you can buy yourself whatever you like. I have a gigantic long wish list of Stuff That I want but can't afford. Equally, DH is shit hot at present buying for me, because I go on and on about he knows what I would like to buy if I could afford it)

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tillytrotter1 · 20/12/2019 15:45

This thread comes across quite mean spirited.
Some folk struggle at Xmas.
Taking the rip out them is a bit mean

Bingo!

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2019 15:52

I think SluttyMcSlobson has a better ring to it.

SmuggyMcKnobson · 20/12/2019 15:57

I think SluttyMcSlobson has a better ring to it.

Oh no it doesn't Xmas Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2019 16:00

Only compared with SnobbyMcSlutson. Your name is obviously superlative in every way, Smuggy.

MorrisZapp · 20/12/2019 16:02

You forgot is wanting someone you fancy to stay a bit longer in your house and singing a charming festive song about it a bit rapey?

Also: cheese footballs as class markers.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2019 16:03

Are cheese footballs just regular cheeseballs with more expensive branding? I am baffled.

SerenDippitty · 20/12/2019 16:03

Anyone else seeing a lot of duplicated threads or is it just me?

tillytrotter1 · 20/12/2019 16:04

I’m looking forward to the one complaining about the state of the ils’ spare room and how inconvenient it is that it hasn’t got an en-suite with endless fluffy towels and “high end” toiletries

You forget the bathroom bin controversy!

Seriouslyconfused3 · 20/12/2019 16:11

Has anyone mentioned the ‘we all hate Christmas dinner Aibu to cook something we actually like’ threads?

Camomila · 20/12/2019 16:12

I have a gigantic long wish list of Stuff That I want but can't afford. Me too!

I know DH has got me a bread maker for Christmas, I am super excited and will reward him with many bread rolls Smile

willitbe · 20/12/2019 16:13

You have missed off the "Janet and Roy" round robin Christmas letters....
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/Christmas/3064011-Is-Janet-Roy-still-a-thing

PiggyInTheMiddle19 · 20/12/2019 16:14

This made me laugh

I thought I was annoyed dh invited inlaws for Xmas when I wanted a quiet one.. But the reality is it really don't matter!

I must have a boring life..

Fucck · 20/12/2019 16:20

Serendipity, Anyone else seeing a lot of duplicated threads or is it just me?

I have, and the ones I can actually open don't appear to have an OP

PuppyMonkey · 20/12/2019 16:22

Well, OP, you’ve forgotten the multiple threads about whether Fairytale of New York is genius or rubbish.Grin

Also the ones about why shops have to open again on Boxing Day and why it’s not fair retail workers never see their families (but it’s ok for restaurant/pub/hotel/cinema workers to stay at fork all the time).

And I’m particularly looking forward to the “online deliveries going wrong” threads which will start appearing this weekend.

Dontforgetyourbrolly · 20/12/2019 16:28

What about the 9 month pregnant martyr with one arm in a sling who HAS to host 25 people at xmas that she hasn't invited - for reasons she can't go in to ?

SmuggyMcKnobson · 20/12/2019 16:43

@GrouchyKiwi

Preens smugly but secretly wondering if I need to do a "what did this person mean by this totally innocuous comment that I will give absolutely no context for" AIBU

Crown Smile
gothefcktosleep · 20/12/2019 16:45

“BlackeyedSusan

You've missed the annual AIBU to not want to travel on Christmas Eve, due date 25th, and DH has not booked a room thread. “

Crown GrinCrown GrinCrown Grin

Bravo!

slipperywhensparticus · 20/12/2019 16:47

I think we have had them all even hampergate 🤷‍♀️