DH's obsession or whatever. It's not normal is it.. what should I do?

[NewSchmooo]

Today there was a mix up at work with my shifts and I came home from work only 45 minutes after I'd left.

I found my DH of 7 years naked on the bed surrounded by all the stainless steel kicten implements that we possess and rubbing a knife sharpener gently up and down an intimate area of his body. He was very aroused. He even had pot pourii candles burning and soft lighting.

I knew something was amiss as soon as I came in because it was so quiet and I just had this intinct but I had been putting the bin out for tomorrow so came in through the conservatory and he didn't hear. I just opened the bedroom door (we live in a bungalow) and there he was.

I know its not another woman but what do I do about this. And the softlighting and stuff; he hasn't made that much effort with me for years.

I don't know what to do. Has anyone ever heard on this? A knife sharpener for goodness sake. I feel sick. Have obviously changed my name for this.

You can't beat a zester Katy

Nor the Hamster Boiler

Aaaaaaah...

loved this thread - thankyou schmoo

Pleasure Awen Was bored myself. (Obviously!)

frankly the most shocking thing about this thread is that men get off on kitchen appliances and accoutrements. it's perfectly acceptable for ladies to wander around lakeland with a damp gusset.

Yes thankyou so much schmooo, it was worth missing bb for

I know Persephone! I there I was thinking was inventing an unthinkablly ridiculous fetish just for a laff!

Love you....we don't need to cuddle though right???

And thank you for helping to start a thread on spunk catching methods!! Most illuminating!!

Not Harpsi, greeny or Hunker

I am on the thread though. With a clue.

Do you mean I just bought for nothing?

Schmoo- I have practically starved to death, plus its past my bedtime. Wish I was tucked up in my Laura Ashley. Was worth it though

Oh someone will work this our really quickly, but not me, I'm a bit slow..hurry hurry oh clever ones

Cappucino made me laugh. She is a wise old bird that one..

Weebles...you and I...eh? What do you say?

!!!!!!!!!!!

that zester did things you know??!

I think changes of names Katy and I'll be round with my new purchase

I haven't been this intrigued since "Murder, She Wrote"

it's a zester! with a effing tassel.

have seen everything. can die in peace.

I'm off to Dp with the bbq skewers. I'll check in tomorrow to see who is responsible for spicing up sex life.

Oh, now wondering if we took it too far !!!!!

is it Norma?

The tassle probably serves a little known purpose.

Persephone, the key to my identity may lie with you.