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Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)

792 replies

lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 10:16

So NC for this as not sure if neighbours are on here.

I am off today & woke up to the sound of doors banging and loud voices.

Have a glance out of bedroom window & there are 2 vans & a land rover parked on my ACTUAL drive!

Now I guess it's easily mistaken as a public car park Hmmso don't say anything immediately but once I'm up and toddler is dressed I go downstairs to see.

My next door neighbours are away on holiday. But of a weird driveway as their house has its own but it's round the back of ours and ours is at front so if you use sat nav it brings you to ours as their house is other side of our driveway ifyswim.

Diagram to show you what I mean.

Anyway they are unloading tools etc onto big sheets on my drive and walking over grass to neighbours

I said to them it was a private drive and could they move onto neighbours and they said they won't be long Angry

I was too shocked to say much more than 'no please move now'

Grrrrrrr!

Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)
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bettyjune07 · 08/08/2019 21:17

Oh tell us!

DobbyTheHouseElk · 08/08/2019 21:18

Refresh, refresh! New spaceship pen??

IvanaPee · 08/08/2019 21:20

?????????

SunshineCake · 08/08/2019 21:22

Keep people waiting too long and you lose goodwill very quickly..

lovesapinot · 08/08/2019 21:25

I'm in bed so no access to pens.

Went out earlier (to get Pinot) so obviously gates were open for ease. Came back and there is a red car in the drive!!!!

I text nice wine drinking neighbour and ask what the F and had she seen anything & she replies "oh yeah it's Janet's car she's just popped to see me, we are in hot tub come round"

I am like ???!!!??!!!!!???!!!!!

Now I'm thinking has Janet the hot tub lover been parking on our drive weekly when she comes for her sessions?!

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IvanaPee · 08/08/2019 21:27
Hmm
lovesapinot · 08/08/2019 21:29

Yup.

I asked her why our drive and not outside hers and she said oh I'll get her to move sorry.

I mean?! Clearly I have walkover written all over me Angry

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siriusblackthemischieviouscat · 08/08/2019 21:29

So after all you went through yesterday, that your neighbour knows about she thinks it's ok for her friend to park on your property?!

Apolloanddaphne · 08/08/2019 21:32

So all your neighbours are CF?

MrsMozartMkII · 08/08/2019 21:35

You live in a very odd place lass...

Troels · 08/08/2019 21:38

I hope she's been an moved it, your neighbour is batty if she thinks it's ok to let friends do this.

TooManyPaws · 08/08/2019 21:39

I'd be getting automatic gates which lock...

AnastasiaVonBeaverhausen · 08/08/2019 21:41

WTAF
You need to get Parking Eye to install some number plate recognition on your drive!
other evil parking daylight fucking robbers are available

AnastasiaVonBeaverhausen · 08/08/2019 21:42

CF neighbours clearly told the Men with Ven to park on your drive

jesuschristwtf · 08/08/2019 21:45

Shut your gates OP - SHUT YOUR GATES! Grin

IvanaPee · 08/08/2019 21:45

That’s unbelievable...

JoxerGoesToStuttgart · 08/08/2019 21:45

Clearly your house is the most attractive house on the street and your neighbour’s visitor was too embarrassed for anyone to know she was actually visiting your neighbours shabby house so she parked at your beautiful house incase anyone who knows her passed and saw her car.

Wink
bizzey · 08/08/2019 21:48

Sooo glad i said i like your diagrams/pictures ..
So much catch up reading to do !(before i loose this thread..!)

cstaff · 08/08/2019 21:49

Shut the fuck up. I mean shut the gates Grin

Are you sure Pinot that you are not just winding us up to keep this thread going. I think, like us, you enjoyed all the drama too much yesterday and just want to keep it going 😂😂😂😂

No worries if you do

Ringsender2 · 08/08/2019 21:51
Shock
user1486131602 · 08/08/2019 21:52

Next time put a small stone in their tyre pressure valve, do up tightly, listen for the hissing.....smile go inside!

lovesapinot · 08/08/2019 21:53

@cstaff Blush you got me!!

She was there but has moved/gone now. I don't mind neighbour using drive if she ASKS but she's clearly a relative of CF!

Her reply was well didn't think you'd mind?!!

Not an attractive house at all just your typical house on a housing estate.

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JoxerGoesToStuttgart · 08/08/2019 21:57

Not an attractive house at all just your typical house on a housing estate.

Ahh but yours has spaceship pens.

AnAC12UCOinanOCG · 08/08/2019 22:01

What a surprising turn of events, just when the thread was beginning to wind down!

Cherrysoup · 08/08/2019 22:05

Didn't think you'd mind?! After yesterday's escapades? Is she totally stupid?