Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)

[lovesapinot]

So NC for this as not sure if neighbours are on here.

I am off today & woke up to the sound of doors banging and loud voices.

Have a glance out of bedroom window & there are 2 vans & a land rover parked on my ACTUAL drive!

Now I guess it's easily mistaken as a public car park so don't say anything immediately but once I'm up and toddler is dressed I go downstairs to see.

My next door neighbours are away on holiday. But of a weird driveway as their house has its own but it's round the back of ours and ours is at front so if you use sat nav it brings you to ours as their house is other side of our driveway ifyswim.

Diagram to show you what I mean.

Anyway they are unloading tools etc onto big sheets on my drive and walking over grass to neighbours

I said to them it was a private drive and could they move onto neighbours and they said they won't be long

I was too shocked to say much more than 'no please move now'

Grrrrrrr!

Thoroughly enjoyed all of this. Hopefully we will get some more threads of this quality. You’ve raised the bar for us all!

Inconsiderate bastards! Maybe they’re scared of you OP?

Well I guess he finished the job last night as he had nothing else to do when he was trapped. Arsehole. And the negative reviews for their company won’t help now

this thread needs to be in classics
have just read it all out to dp his response was well she warned him

My oh fits windows 4 a livin ....... he said if that was him he would have packed up right away been sorry and embrased. He also likes a tea brake and is 6ft but woukdnt do it on the wrong drive. Give trades men a bad name

That's nothing OP!

My own facking DP has parked like such a dickbrownie on our driveway that I couldnt park there when i got home.

I'll include a diagram of my driveway... DP has the red car.. the green car is where mine is meant to be parked.. the blue arrows are approximately 2cm of space between our posted pathway and DPs car.

This was brilliant . fair play op 🤣

Thank you for the bonus diagram Popping

It has gone some salt way to assuaging my disappointment over the CFPlasterer's non-arrival.

*small, not salt

FFS!

@PoppingOneOutIn2020
Do you mean yellow car?
I’m confused

Epic thread - thank you, @lovesapinot!

”It's a very easy explanation however I will explain through the medium of a diagram using various stamps.”

Had you considered interpretive dance as another option?

@Bookworm4 yes, it is infact yellow.. I swear I saw green when creating my masterpiece!

This is just what I needed after working all day!!!! Hahaaaaaa

Sat and read the whole thread after long day at work. Am now starving and the cat is quite put out that his food has not been put down (giving me evil looks) but I have explained the thread to him and he is now purring in agreement(might be the ear tickles between food prep though ) that it is an epic thread. I hate fecking cockwomble men like him

@PoppingOneOutIn2020
You need stamper pens a la @lovesapinot 😉

Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 s68: Offence of aggravated trespass.

(1)A person commits the offence of aggravated trespass if he trespasses on land [F1in the open air] and, in relation to any lawful activity which persons are engaging in or are about to engage in on that or adjoining land [F2in the open air], does there anything which is intended by him to have the effect—
(a)of intimidating those persons or any of them so as to deter them or any of them from engaging in that activity,
(b)of obstructing that activity, or
(c)of disrupting that activity.

Fabulous thread, I've nominated it for classics as well @MNHQ

@PoppingOneOutIn2020 oh an excellent diagram! Maybe your DH is the tradesman from yesterday?!

I'm sorry to hear that cats/husbands/dogs/small children have gone hungry whilst you've been reading my ramblings! Who'd have thought my normal boring Wednesday would have had such an impact I'm genuinely shocked lol!

Now there WAS a slight development tonight.....

OP you can't tease us like that!

@lovesapinot you can’t leave us hanging! What’s the development? Pretty please!

OP!!!!!

Awaiting development news.

New stamper pens maybe?

Pinot you tease!

Say what now?

Tell us!!!
Best parking thread EVER!