If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Crispin is very fond of the colour pale lemon

Every so often, Crispin and Gideon meet up to go to debates on whether Britain should scrap the pound and enter the Euro.

Crispin has never been into Starbucks or McDonnalds.

But Crispin does go to a certain pub

Magenta applied for a job at "Pandora's Box" once. She wanted to get the staff discount so she could afford some rubberdresses.

But Pandora couldnt bear the sight of magenta's fingernails.

Pandora has seen Gideon on the bus. She would love to introduce him to her favourite fetish clubs.

Crispin is a member of the UK independence party.

If your name is Osama you are not very popular in most of the world

Che's parents were hippies but bought property in the eighties and are now millionaires

But since being very young, Osama has been great at hide and seek.

Did we mention Linda?

Or Rhona or Brenda??

What about Kenneth and hows micheal getting on with his gay neighbours?

Liz is very career driven. She would like to have a stable relationship but it isn't top of her priorities, and children don't feature in her plans for the future.

Doh Linda is the thread titile, we need to know more about her then.

Linda has a sign in her office saying 'you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps'

Tamsin was bullied at school which has left her with low self confidence. She would like a cat but is allergic to pet hair. She has been ttc with her husband Iain for two years. Iain is being difficult about going to the doctors for help as he doesn't want to give a sperm sample. She keeps buying him baggy underwear.

and making him eat avacado

Ryan has lots of blackheads in his ears. He sits at the back of the class and snears at the teacher. He is strangly attractive to the girls.

Alfredo washes up in the kitchen of a large girls boarding school and spits his cheroot ends into the dishwasher so everything tastes vaguely of tobacco.

Ruben fantasises over Lola with the big tits and knows she would still be alive if she had met him; unfortunately he is married to timid and more than slightly frigid Naomi and sex is limited on once-a-month-with-lights-off-and-sparky-polyester-nightie-still -on sex and the occasional birthday fondle.

Beatrice( BEE) is a dog trainer who specialises in difficult Weimeraners and breeds Dachshunds in her converted stable block annex which she rents from her brother-in-laws ex wife.

Peta would love love love to be gay but is married to Nigel who she knew in school and who is loaded, so she is resolutely hetero and hating it.

Ninas have brazillian waxes.

lol at this thread

I didn't realise Tamsin was bullied, she seemed to have everything going for her.

Sadam has changed his name to Adam. He somtimes recives post to Mr S XXXXX. He prayes his uni' flat mates never cotton on.

My SIL is Philippa and I am PMSL at the thought of her in a headband and jodpurs.

Paul is a salesman. He is outgoing and quite loud, and a bit of a flirt. He's quite goodlooking but far too shallow to be taken seriously.

Dawn works on reception. She has blonde hair and acrylic nails.

Jackie is head of the school PTA. If you spot her coming towards you with a clipboard, run like the wind.

Did anyone mention Pat is a postman?

Giles is a farmer.

Tricia is brassy and funny. She agrees with everyone, she's lovely when you see her but will be gossiping behind your back 5 seconds after you walk away. She drives like a lunatic because she can't concentrate for more than 5 minutes. Great at a party but a rubbish friend.

mrsmalumba, you are confusing Jackie with Jacqueline. Jackie is Thu-19-July 10:02:05.