If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

If your name is Bob you are a builder

If your name is Fiona you are a dietician

If your name is Pat you are a postman; if your name is Flash you are saviour of the universe; if your name is Ernie you are a milkman; if your name is Mandie then you came and you gave without taking.

six...

Simon wears knitwear and he's not ashamed of that fact.

Alice likes to organise. She also wears the trousers.

so glad this is still going!

She also goes like a train but has weird submissive dream fantasies that she doesn't understand cos she is a control freak.

Michelle wears white stilletos and has corned beef legs

Saskia is a "media sales executive" at a provinacial publishing firm

Keith likes to wear polyester mix shirts and goes to sales confrences at Travelodges aropund the Milton Keynes area

Sheherazade keeps geese and wishes liz hurley would stop trying to be her friend as she is terribly vulgar.

Clive SO doen't need a Blackberry.
He calls it a raspberry and thinks it's funny.

Bex drives a white Vauxall Nova with a "Babe on board sticker" with pink fluff round it.

She wears glasses and has brown hair pulled back into tight ponytail.

Bex also wears black polyester suits from Next which show off her slim figure.

elaine likes to teach aromatherapy
she says pacifically instead of specifically

Tara buys designer handbags and has to show them off to you
(in case you hadn't noticed)

Muriel is a big beast of a woman.

Paulette works in a launderette. Actually it's a little place that does your ironing for you. Paulette loves it cos she can natter all day.

Bex is let down by her shoes, which need replacing, IMO.

Bev has a bubble perm and blonde highlights, although she hasn't had them done in a whuikle so looks like a racoon

She drives a Vauxhall Tigra and gets her acrylic nails done twice a week

My Muriel is very small and demure. She carries tissues in her handbag at all times and sucks mints. Murray mints, actually.

Muriel buys her "slacks" from the back of the Daily Telegraph

But surely Muriel has a large bosom (singular)?

Hugo works in the city and has two children. He has a fear of disciplining them. He can't wait to pack them off to boarding school.

He, however loves BEING disciplined and has kept Penny in garden centre vouchers for YEARS

Tim wears flip flops, even in winter and his wife Sarah wears an old pair of Birkenstocks.

Is it not Eileen with the large bosom and a 40 a day habit?

She has her hair permed once a week by Maureen (who only wears pastels) when the OAP Wednesday morning offer is on.

Perhaps Muriel's bosom was buxom in her heyday. I dunno. Its hard to tell in those M&S minimiser bras.