People keep having sex in my hedge...

[eurgh]

I guess it's more of a WWYD as I know I'm NBU but every few nights people (I assume the same two) keep having sex in the hedge which divides my back garden from the road behind. It's pretty brazen because there's no real cover to hide under!
Every few nights I'll be out sitting with my new rescue dog and letting her potter about and I'll hear my hedge making groany sex noises. I'm so tempted to cough loudly or say something but for some reason I just keep quiet and feel weird listening to other people's sex noises!
So I guess more for fun, I ask you, what would you do?

@MargotMoon

I believe someone took the wrong (or right) turning at the perineum.
Life could have been very different...

Personally, I've found if you're unsure which path to take, circle a few times whilst you work it out!

😂😂😂😂 Torn I love you so much

eurgh, I love you too honey, and I've trimmed my fingernails!

@TornFromTheInside I'm bleached and ready 👆

Dom Estos is my new persona!

Bottoms up eurgh, bottoms up!

I have just come on the thread to clarify that despite my username it isn't me who's been shagging in your hedge

I have just come on the thread to clarify that despite my username it isn't me who's been shagging in your hedge

And that's precisely what someone would say If they were lying!

@shaggedthruahedgebackwards Tasha, we all know it's you now. Way to blow your cover babe. You stopping by tonight or what?

It's not the only thing she's blown judging from the moans from that hedge!

I've been sitting on the hedge of my seat reading this thread.

Stick with it op. It's unbe-leaf-able that they didn't twig what you were up to.

Brilliant is that you?

It is!
Blimey, I'm that obvious?

You have a good memory! or the scars won't heal :-)

It wasn't hard You have a certain style and wit.

Aye, I can't disguise myself very well!

You're the first to recognise though. Nice.

The thread that keeps on giving

Sphincter Pink or Leafy Green? camouflage is all important.

Bucket of water? There you go, problem solved!

Best. Fred. Eva.

Nice to see you're still horsin around. I'd go for the leafy green.

Love this thread.

why miners would take a particular interest I don't know

Well, they do have a certain expertise in entering dark holes.....

I don't have a hedge but I'm now tempted to lure dh outside to do it up against the fence

Having a poo articulately shit day today. Eagerly awaiting darkness in hope of an update.