People keep having sex in my hedge...

[eurgh]

I guess it's more of a WWYD as I know I'm NBU but every few nights people (I assume the same two) keep having sex in the hedge which divides my back garden from the road behind. It's pretty brazen because there's no real cover to hide under!
Every few nights I'll be out sitting with my new rescue dog and letting her potter about and I'll hear my hedge making groany sex noises. I'm so tempted to cough loudly or say something but for some reason I just keep quiet and feel weird listening to other people's sex noises!
So I guess more for fun, I ask you, what would you do?

Maybe they are have a bush affair? 🤔😂

www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/stunned-mum-keeps-stumbling-across-12802733

Daily Mirror have stolen your story

Oh my god that's hilarious!! I hope the shaggers don't see it!! 😂😂😂

It was only a matter of time OP!

The daily mirror didn't include giggling wanky or fingers in the bum though did they? 😂 😂 😂

No they've missed out the best bits

I've liked your comment Lorddenning1 👍

I can't draw to save my life but have just had a hilarious coversation with DS who is 17 explaining what I'd like him to draw for me and why.
He just shook his head sadly, looked disapproving and carried on with his DOfE expedition packing

@GigglingWanky please tell DS from me he is letting the side down

Maybe it's really Juliet Bravo (part time copper) & Postman Pat (RVM)

He just shook his head sadly, looked disapproving and carried on with his DOfE expedition packing

If the hedge vistors don't come when he's away then he's going to face some awkward questions when he gets home.

Ooooo just seen a wowcher deal for a 50ft garden hose!!!!

Steady on, that's a bit greedy - most people make do with 8 inches.

OP, I think you should borrow my dog. She'd soon show Notsodogdog how to deal with hedge shaggers. She'd think they were some sort of prey and wriggle through the hedge, in true terrier fashion, ready to grab them by the throat and give them a good shaking.

Once she realised they weren't foxes, hedgehogs, badgers or any other sort of wildlife (despite them being at it like rabbits), she'd jump all over them wanting to play.

I also think that a simple "Evening, Gaz, Evening Tasha" might put them off their stroke.

Is it the same people or different ones? If different, is there some sort of website rating free range locations?

@LakieLady I might take you up on that lol notdog really needs to buck up frankly 

@AsAProfessionalFekko no it's always Gaz and Tasha

Dear son of @GigglingWanky , please , please! We need a diagram- Picture or it didnt happen, You know the rules 🤣 and the mirror is really letting the side down. More people need to know about giggly wanky, its their duty!!

I daren't ask him again. He might stretch to an eye roll.
Or even a tut.

I'll see what his brother can come up with later. He's not the sensible one

was meant to say giggling madly
😂😂

That made me laugh even more than "giggling wanky" which I thought must have been an expression I had never heard of. I was going to google it! 😂

@LakieLady; "Evening, Gaz. Evening, Tasha." is perfect.

'Thought you looked familiar...'

Oh my lord this is hilarious, please please address them by their names when they next come

I might actually do that instead of cacawing at the neighbour to alert them to action!

"Evening Gaz, evening Tasha" 😂

Looking forward to tonight's action!
"Evening Gaz. Evening Tasha."

Has this made the papers yet??

@LiteraryDevil1 there's a link above - the mirror found it, I just hope Gaz and Tasha haven't!