Are Wombles real??

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Just had an argument with a friend... is there an actual species called Wombles or were they made up creatures?

Thank you

Look, unless you want me never to be able to sleep again - admit that the flumps are Not Real. Creepy little fekkers.

Wombles are real and have made up stories about weird creatures called People.

But I want a womble stamps foot

Are you thinking of wombats? Although they don't live in Wimbledon

Hettie, wombles are actual cunts. You really don’t want one. And fekko, sorry, but you know it’s true.

You're thinking of earls court.

As I was walking home drunk one night a badger crossed the road in front of me and my confused brain said 'womble'

To be fair to you, OP, I nearly fell off my chair when I found out that wolverines exist so I can forgive you your womble confusion.

A confusion of wombles.

Sounds about right.

Lynette,... but, but.... Australia's just a fantasy isn't it. I've seen that wanted down under show on BBC1, with all those fabulous beaches and what have you, and it's clearly just a dream.

Wombles or wombats

remember you're a womble - some of us have never forgotten!

they appear at the tennis and were at Glastonbury.. what more evidence do you need?

I loved the wombles.
I had Orinoco Wellington and Great Uncle Bulgaria.
What everyone is missing is that the singles actually flitted to Hyde Park.
I can't remember why.
Must have become endangered or something.

Wombles flitted- silly auto correct.

@Belindabauer They only stayed in Hyde Park for one book, then they came back. They had to leave because heavy traffic in Wimbledon was causing their burrow to subside. The traffic was later re-routed, so they were OK to return, but they left Omsk the Russian womble in charge of the Hyde Park burrow.

Of course they are. And the Family Ness.

A Wimble of wombles

A wobble of wombles

Once on Wimbledon Common a Wimbledon wrenched my iced latte out of my hand and ran off with it yelling “I’m just tidying up!” Little shit. I had about a quarter left!

*a womble

Why does autocorrect change womble to Wimbledon? It’s all part of the cover up

I can't get the bloody song out of my head !

I think Wombles & Badgers share a common ancestor due to head shape.
Like apes & Homo sapiens.
Though Wombles are the more intelligent off shoot as they know the Green Cross Code.
Actually anyone seen Tufty & co lately?

I don't think you should apologize to your friend; I think you should move house, change your name, dye your hair a different colour and have appearance-altering surgery. Because your friend is going to tell everyone she knows and you're never going to live it down

All together now -

When the sun doesn't shine and it's cloudy and grey
And it's only the beginning of the wombling day
And you've got to do the washing up for Madame Chole-et ...

I think they had to have people dressed up as Wombles on TOTP because the real things were too small to make a good shot.

The actual Wombles being rabbit sized so that they could fit into their burrows.

@TSSDNCOP It's actually Steeleye Span inside the costumes, but don't tell anyone.