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AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

258 replies

Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:26

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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Toadsrevisited · 21/04/2018 14:14

Anyone else wondering what would happen if we posted this photo in response to every single query in Style And Beauty....?

Jenasaurus · 21/04/2018 14:14

I think its a sex dress intended for the bedroom :)

BarefootMe · 21/04/2018 14:24

Quite expensive for a ball of string.

YearOfYouRemember · 21/04/2018 14:25

Pmsl at the pp being all earnest and serious in their thoughts.

HappydaysArehere · 21/04/2018 14:28

Just getting into it would be tangled up mess.

AnnabelleLecter · 21/04/2018 14:38

Thanks op. I've been looking for a dress for my retirement do. That'll do nicely.
Can dress it down for the office then pop on a pair of heels for later.

TeasndToast · 21/04/2018 14:45

I would have absolutely worn that at 22 and rocked it too.

Not now. Dear god. Just.....no.

fc301 · 21/04/2018 14:48

Fantastic thread. I love you all 🤣

SenecaFalls · 21/04/2018 15:24

retirement do Grin

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 21/04/2018 16:43

Toads. 😂 I want to. 👿

DanFmDorking · 21/04/2018 16:51

This dress deserves a poem. - perror

I love your hair, I love your lips,
I love you in your nighty,
But when you wear that dress upon your hips,
Jesus Christ Almighty!

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Justturned50 · 21/04/2018 17:08

penrith
retirement do
in pastels

😂😂

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Justturned50 · 21/04/2018 17:09

Well done DanFM

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Wineandpyjamas · 21/04/2018 20:44

My DH has just said “Christ that’s not a dress - that’s porn!” Grin

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 21/04/2018 20:51

😂

I even have the ads on my Gmail! 😂

Skinnyboneylittlepony · 21/04/2018 21:01

At Lear when you order it, it will fit through the letterbox in s normal sized envelope stapled to a postcard.

Skinnyboneylittlepony · 21/04/2018 21:02

*least. Not Lear.

Zintox · 21/04/2018 21:03

I found another place selling it and they have it in lavender too! Perfect for bridesmaids.

www.amiclubwear.com/clothing-dress-bbbb10-884563black.html

Zintox · 21/04/2018 21:05

I've dropped down a rabbit hole...

This one would definitely need some kind of glue.

Zintox · 21/04/2018 21:05

And this one is for a very special kind of club.

maddiemookins16mum · 21/04/2018 21:07

There's a reason that dress is only £13.

Zintox · 21/04/2018 21:08

And for my finale, the inaccurately named Elegant Moments.

I'm now dreading the ads that will follow me!

CoffeeOrSleep · 21/04/2018 21:09

Toadsrevisited - please, please do that !!

seventh · 21/04/2018 21:10

Where would she put her clean hankie?

MyOtherProfile · 21/04/2018 21:25

12 yr old ds has just asked me why I'm crying. I tried to explain i was laughing st something on mn. He wanted to see!