AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

[Justturned50]

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

Nah you’d need waders with it. Something has got to protect your modesty!

I wonder if it’d hide my muffin top?

I’ve just been a tad condescending on another thread where a nice lady was upset by her teen’s mildly tasteless t-shirt.

My little DD’s going to be sneaking out the window in this a few years time now.

Sunny well I'm sure no one would notice it 😉

Ahem excuse me I have this in red and until this vile thread I had planned on wearing it out to dinner tomorrow night.

I can't believe some of you just have no taste.

Oh my god, now I'm getting adverts for that and similar articles of "clothing"!! Please note I am nearly 60 and gravity has taken it's toll.....

That's not a dress just some long laces attached to a slither of fabric.

It is a swingers/fetish night type outfit. Don't ask me how I know, I decided before I hit 35 that there was a list of "things to try once" 👀👀

Not a dress for somebody who struggled to do up shoe laces then?

@ginkypig can we see a picture?

I'd look like a boned and rolled brisket in that.

they will all be wearing it in Newcastle Saturday night!

To be fair, if I had the same figure as the model in the picture, I'd probably have one in every colour

To think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

• If I wore that it would look like it had already happened!

... well, I click on that link to see what all the fuss is about ...

... now I have to explain to 'she who must be obeyed' why all my 'pop ups' and 'screen ads' are that flippin' dress flippin' lily flippin'

Bloody women!

🤢

Wowzer!

@unyummy

@ginkypig

Photos or it didn't happen

Disappointingly my ads are for neutradol.

I see that the site does offer "Buyer Protection."

I see it offers "Buyer Protection". Canny.

That’s a right cheek that dress.

No, I’ve had a closer look, it’s a left one!

If vanilla I think said/joked she bought it. If she didn't, I'll take one for the team and order one for a giggle. I think I look better nude, but fuck me that would be awful