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Original poster

AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

258 replies

Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:26

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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TheNoseyProject · 20/04/2018 22:14

Nah you’d need waders with it. Something has got to protect your modesty!

SunnySkiesSleepsintheMorning · 20/04/2018 22:17

I wonder if it’d hide my muffin top?

SleightOfMind · 20/04/2018 22:21

I’ve just been a tad condescending on another thread where a nice lady was upset by her teen’s mildly tasteless t-shirt.

My little DD’s going to be sneaking out the window in this a few years time now.

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 22:27

Sunny well I'm sure no one would notice it 😉

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Ginkypig · 20/04/2018 22:28

Ahem excuse me I have this in red and until this vile thread I had planned on wearing it out to dinner tomorrow night.

I can't believe some of you just have no taste.

Yorkshirebetty · 20/04/2018 22:30

Oh my god, now I'm getting adverts for that and similar articles of "clothing"!! Please note I am nearly 60 and gravity has taken it's toll.....

Vinorosso74 · 20/04/2018 22:31

That's not a dress just some long laces attached to a slither of fabric.

Ollivander84 · 20/04/2018 22:32

It is a swingers/fetish night type outfit. Don't ask me how I know, I decided before I hit 35 that there was a list of "things to try once" 👀👀

turnipfarmers · 20/04/2018 22:32

Not a dress for somebody who struggled to do up shoe laces then?

sockunicorn · 20/04/2018 22:33

@ginkypig can we see a picture? Grin

FuckKnuckle · 20/04/2018 22:35

I'd look like a boned and rolled brisket in that. Grin

oldmums · 20/04/2018 22:42

they will all be wearing it in Newcastle Saturday night!

DonkeyPunch88 · 20/04/2018 22:47

To be fair, if I had the same figure as the model in the picture, I'd probably have one in every colour Grin

unyummy4amummy · 20/04/2018 22:48

To think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

  • If I wore that it would look like it had already happened! Grin
DanFmDorking · 20/04/2018 22:49

... well, I click on that link to see what all the fuss is about ...

... now I have to explain to 'she who must be obeyed' why all my 'pop ups' and 'screen ads' are that flippin' dress flippin' lily flippin'

Bloody women!

Puffycat · 20/04/2018 22:49

🤢

Helpthem2018 · 20/04/2018 22:50

Wowzer!

FuckKnuckle · 20/04/2018 22:51

@unyummy Grin Grin Grin

TheRagingGirl · 20/04/2018 22:52

@ginkypig Grin

Photos or it didn't happen

drinkyourmilk · 20/04/2018 22:54

Disappointingly my ads are for neutradol. Hmm

SenecaFalls · 20/04/2018 22:56

I see that the site does offer "Buyer Protection." Grin

BitOfFun · 20/04/2018 23:00

I see it offers "Buyer Protection". Canny.

Frenchmom · 20/04/2018 23:04

That’s a right cheek that dress.

No, I’ve had a closer look, it’s a left one!

JustOneMan · 20/04/2018 23:06

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BrazzleDazzleDay · 20/04/2018 23:09

If vanilla I think said/joked she bought it. If she didn't, I'll take one for the team and order one for a giggle. I think I look better nude, but fuck me that would be awful