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Awkward moments caused entirely due to that British politeness embarrassment thing

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Piglet208 · 16/08/2017 10:43

I was recently having a meal in a hotel in France with Dh. After the main course, the lovely waiter ( he looked like Manuel from Fawlty towers) came over with the menu and said something in French about dessert. I speak some French but didn't catch the whole sentence so I nodded and went to take the menu. He pulled the menu away, smiled and said something else which I didn't catch. We assumed that he thought we didn't want dessert and decided to leave it as the restaurant was extremely busy. Suddenly Manuel triumphantly appeared with two desserts and handed a creme brûlée to Dh and a chocolate tart to me. Now obviously we should have got his attention and explained we hadn't ordered dessert but my embarrassment at having to try to explain in French and to be honest the fact that the desserts looked lovely led to Dh suggesting we just eat them. As we started to eat Dh noticed that the group of waiters were having a serious discussion and looking over worriedly at us. Manuel was beginning to sweat and it was obvious that we had someone else's dessert. So the whole time we continued to eat the desserts ( they were lovely) the entire restaurant staff were heatedly gesticulating and glaring while Manuel got more and more sheepish. After a while identical desserts were brought out to a table close by and eventually Manuel shuffled over to our table and asked Dh to sign for the desserts, avoiding any eye contact or mention of the mistake, which he obviously did much to Manuel's relief. I can't help thinking that Manuel must think we were slightly strange to accept 2 rogue desserts and eat them without saying anything!

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BonnieF · 20/08/2017 17:13

I support a football team in the midlands. One of DP's colleagues is also a football fan. He supports our local rivals, who play in the same division. There is considerable bad feeling between fans of the two clubs. It's not quite Celtic vs Rangers, but it's not far off.

Somehow, many years ago, DP's colleague got the wrong end of the stick, and thought I supported his team. Out of British over-politeness, I didn't correct him. Now, every time we meet he wants to talk football with a fellow fan. If I corrected him now, I would look like a nutter or worse, a disloyal fan. If i know I'm going to meet him, I have to do a bit of homework on his team so I can discuss their current results, fixtures, injuries etc.

It's ridiculously awkward so I try to change the subject as quickly as possible.

JiminyBillyBob · 20/08/2017 17:18

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Tweennightmare · 20/08/2017 22:54

Paws story has just reminded me of one of mine. I was out with the family at a local mall and we had got in a lift to go to the next floor . The lift was really busy and my DS who was behind me didn't seem to be moving back to let people in . So I turned around and grabbed him by the shoulders to move him back while saying will you move back At that point I realised it wasn't my DS but a short Asian guy who I had my hands around . After profuse apologies I then had to stand in front of this guy while the lift took for ever to get to the next floor

3luckystars · 21/08/2017 01:06

Oh my God! Winner!!!

Pawsbutton · 21/08/2017 02:29

Fru - haha, yes, I meant "ribs"!

Pig - I just wanted the film to end so I could flee!

TryingToShitInPeace · 21/08/2017 11:53

When DS was about 8, I told his new teacher that he was bilingual.

We then had a very weird conversation about how much more tolerant the world is today and how children should be able to explore their identities from an early age.

It dawned on me later that day, she thought I meant he was bisexual.

I didn't correct her and for the last three years, DS is nearly always given a singing part in class productions because he's, apparently, "flamboyant".

So not only has my weird, awkward British-ness allowed my son to be labelled as bisexual, it's also meant I haven't tackled this woman's homophobic conflation of bisexuality with homosexuality and homosexuality with increased propensity for musical theatre.

Thank fuck he's going to a different school in September.

MrsMeeseeks · 21/08/2017 14:58

A nice man who lives down our street often says hello and asks me how Mason is getting on. I always say, oh fine, even though I have no idea who Mason is.

MipMipMip · 24/08/2017 22:15

I overcame my britishness today! Found out I'd been calling a dog the wrong name for a yeast - I actually admitted it and apologised! It will clearly never be mentioned again....

MipMipMip · 24/08/2017 22:16

Years, not yeast. That would be silly

BananasAreGood · 24/08/2017 23:41

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cheminotte · 25/08/2017 10:42

Has this been nominated for Classics yet?

cambodianfoxhound · 27/10/2017 10:15

I was in a very nice restaurant - meal arrived. I went to put salt on it and someone had previously loosened the top and the entire contents of the salt went on to my dish. Salt was literally piled across the food. I exclaimed this was absolute fine, no problem and proceeded to start eating it. The (non English) waiter gave me a pitying look and insisted on taking it away to get me a new one.

travellinglighter · 29/10/2017 08:49

I have two colleagues, Ken and Dave, except they aren’t ken and Dave, they are both Anthony. Both David Anthony and Kenneth Anthony started as apprentices 30 years ago, were called by their first names and never corrected anyone.

Tatiannatomasina · 15/11/2017 07:43

New collegue at work greeted me enthusiastically as Rachael. I didnt correct him. I am not called Rachael. The next week it was Hey Melissa. I am not called Melissa. I couldnt work out if he was taking the piss or just crap with names 😁😁😁

Sienna333 · 18/11/2017 22:54

Also weed in an empty chocolate box and threw it out the window!

Very familar with doing a huge detour when seeing someone I know from work as well like if I am out shopping and I spot them.

Sienna333 · 18/11/2017 22:55

Tryingtoshitinpeace that is bloody hilarious!!

VioletHornswaggle · 20/11/2017 12:42

I was having some building work done at the front of the house and for some reason the builder thought my name was Helen. It got far too late to correct him as he gaily shouted 'HELEN?!' Through the door whenever he needed something. 5 days in and my parents visited. The builder started chatting and am mentioned that I was about to make him a cup of tea. My mum said 'why are you calling her Helen? That's not her name'. The builder then asked me why on earth I did not correct him. I had no words.

DenPerry · 20/11/2017 13:21

We were at a restaurant in the Middle East and my friend ordered lamb balls thinking they would be meatballs, but they were testicles! She smiled politely and never said anything, and went hungry.. Grin

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