Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

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This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

Ground Hogging Day
People randomly parking on other's drives

Fuck, these are brilliant. Top marks for Midnight Expressing and This is Spinal Tapping. Bloody hell

Black Hawking Down : After an ill advised turn as a Samuel L Jackson lookalike, the eminent physicist is pushed out of his wheelchair by an angry mob.

Beetlejuicing: 200 New recipes with a twist from NutriBullet.

Days of Thundering. An epic storm movie.

Star Trekking - A-lister goes for a long walk.

Kindergarten coping - how to survive the early years and toddler tantrums.

Abigail's Partying - we follow Abigail on a wild night out.

The Dark Knighting

A fearful and gory tale of a royal ceremony gone wrong, perhaps featuring a princess and two pop stars.

Rushing

The saga of a harried mother and the trials and tribulations of hurrying from school to swimming to football to ballet to athletics to brownies...a high octane thriller!

Polar Expressing.

One mother polar bear's battle to raise a young family in the arctic while also searching for a job to make ends meet. When she is offered a job in the frozen fish section at Iceland she realises she can't possibly breastfeed her newest cub and has to juggle expressing milk with her hectic family and work life.

This thread is superb. Vote for classics.

The Secret Life of Petting. Mildly pornagraphic.

Ghosting. A film about being ignored.

Snowing White - about a blizzard.

Fasting and furious - The side effects of 5:2 that nobody ever told you about.

Dirtying Dancing - Strictly in a field

Carolling. A Christmas musical using traditional tunes.

The land before timing

A comedic look back at people doing things at completely wrong times.

I am past myself about the Girl on the Training. Been there!

Calendering Girls. The tale about a group of middle class women desperately trying to find a mutual time to meet for lunch.

Meaning girls. The thrilling tale of a group of linguists.

Inside Outing. A group of friends were going on a day trip but it rained so they had to stay inside.

Kindergarten Coping - bloody hell Rabbit!

Heating - The trials of a broken boiler

Snatching - That difficult toddler stage as imagined by Guy Ritchie

Ironing man.

A tale of fantasy.

West Siding Story - trains parked in the setting sun.

MetallicBeige I love Girl on the Training crapfatbanana Greasing is brill too.

Wondering Woman - A thought-provoking feminist film about a lonely female Philosophy professor and her struggles with her patriarchal faculty.

Hunger Gaming.

What happens to teenage boys if they're not reminded to log off and eat.

Fight Clubbing. Set in a nightclub to trance music.

Jacob's Laddering - a sad tale of a man's struggle with hosiery.

The Blair Witch Projecting- a witch takes her problems out on others, with dire consequences (cos she's a witch)

Ghostbusting- a ghost struggles to find a public toilet.

Hopping- about a rabbit with one leg.