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Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

537 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 10/02/2017 11:43

This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

OP posts:
Kai1977 · 10/02/2017 22:11

The Mummying

Three mums fighting to survive the school run and competitive bake sales.

The Firming
One woman's battle to make sure her cheesecake is set before her dinner date arrives.

fruityb · 10/02/2017 22:12

Layering cake - Mary Berry teaches Daniel Craig how to avoid a soggy bottom and build a beautiful Victoria sponge

BikeRunSki · 10/02/2017 22:12

Sullying - air accident induced incontinence

BikeRunSki · 10/02/2017 22:12

Sullying - air accident induced incontinence

Kai1977 · 10/02/2017 22:14

Carry on Doctoring
A mysterious loner secretly rewrites every Wikipedia entry ever created and makes them all about him

Lweji · 10/02/2017 22:20

Supermanning - Clark Kent, aka Kal El, becomes Chelsea Kent, aka Kal La.

TheChippendenSpook · 10/02/2017 22:22

The fogging

The tale of Rachel, Monica and Danny in Friends and what really happened in that dark store cupboard

TheChippendenSpook · 10/02/2017 22:24

The Neverending-ing-ing story....

Nobody has got to the end yet...

ProfAnnieT · 10/02/2017 22:25

The Breakfast Clubbing: brutal murders over cornflakes

YouJumpIJumpJack · 10/02/2017 22:28

Girl on the training

One woman's epic two day work course in health and safety

ErrolTheDragon · 10/02/2017 22:29

Homing alone - epic flight of a solitary pigeon

ProfAnnieT · 10/02/2017 22:31

Interviewing With A Vampire: An HR assistant gets help from the undead in finding new staff

ErrolTheDragon · 10/02/2017 22:33

Homeward bounding - really incredible journey of 2 kangaroos and a wallaby

Fackorf · 10/02/2017 22:38

Bad Tasting

A sommelier's career goes awry.

Fackorf · 10/02/2017 22:39

Days of Thundering

A man has a curry.

Fackorf · 10/02/2017 22:41

Burning After Reading

A Japanese horror about a book that causes all who read it to spontaneously combust.

ipswichwitch · 10/02/2017 22:41

The Crafting - four teenage girls in a quilt making coven

TheChippendenSpook · 10/02/2017 22:43

E. Ting

A tale of excessive gluttony

Fackorf · 10/02/2017 22:46

Nil By Mouthing

Learning to lip read is more difficult than we thought....

joyandgladness · 10/02/2017 22:51

Con Airing
Nicholas Cage hangs up his washing.

han01uk · 10/02/2017 22:57

Jurassic parking - may have already been said but I can't stop imagining a load of t-Rex trying to parallel park now!!

Lweji · 10/02/2017 22:57

Pearl Harbouring - The Black Pearl never leaves the harbour; or a pearl escapes the clutches of a big bad oyster and seeks refuge among clams.

BikeRunSki · 10/02/2017 22:58

The Truth About Cats and Dogging - where your pet really goes at night.

ArchNotImpudent · 10/02/2017 22:58

Closing Encounters of the Third Kind - Training film for sales staff

ArchNotImpudent · 10/02/2017 22:59

Fathering of the Bride - Prequel set on the bride's parents' honeymoon