Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

to grass on our Pope for breaking his vow of chastity

That's HER vow of chastity, Buster - I am the first Lady Pope since Pope Joan. This Vatican is going to get a good clean out, I can tell you

And as it happens that chastity thing only applies to Bloke Popes.

Regarding your practical query - 500 Munnies will barely buy you a macchiato in the Vatican City. The MortificadoMunny is one of the few currencies with less clout than the lire used to have.

However as we have both been Pretenders, I can do you B & B at a very competitive rate.

So the Pope is a Mome? Phew, DSis can't get upduffed if she's out gallivanting with her.

You know what a teenage dragon is lying, don't you TheMortificadosDragon? Their nostrils are flaring!

I think you need to have a serious word with that young lady . . . .

whew. hopefully the amulet magic is still working and by the time he comes out he'll be a weirdly sensible young adult dragon.

That's the Other Pope, PrinceMortificado. I am the NEW Pope, having declared myself Pope following the Great Religious Schism and the Brutal Holy War that followed. (No corgi was spared, it appears).

The other Pope is still in the cellar with your trollope of a sister and the whiskyknickered nun! There may be more IllegitimateSpawnsOfMortificado yet.

Then DO something!

" I have bats to barbecue. "

You've got bats in the belfry!

More hoomin slaves every time I come through the cat flap.

Yeah, but more dragons too, pussycat.

MrExecutioner, bats should be sliced after cooking.

That's MsExecutioner to you!

Oh, apologies, it's a bit hard to tell because of the hood thingy and you're unusually well-muscled for a human female, all that axe-swinging does wonders for the biceps.

So, do you all see what I see?

We've only been trying for one day but then there has been some, ahem, divine intervention involved so ...

Congratulations your highness! A word of advice, stay away from magic amulets.

Oh for fucks sake

Does nobody listen to or respect the voice of god anymore?

shuffles off

Yowza!

Congrats, Princess.

Thank you, you're too kind.

Naturally, our gift registry can be found on John Lewis, please don't be embarrassed about being the first few to start it off.

Shall I start a naming thread? I want it to be classic but unique, strong yet retiring, quiet but loquacious. Perhaps Zack?

OH SURE AMULET THIS, AMULET THAT, NEVER BLAME THE PARENTS

Fucksake, Princess! Mortificado needs another bastard like it needs the plague. You're already a hard sell on the marriage market with your loose morals and now this!

Suppose we have to call Princess's sprog Fitzroy. Won't be a Mortificado.

if I knew who his birth parents (if thats the right term in the case of oviparous species) were, too flipping right I'd blame them.

Well maybe it's time we had another plague, the peasants are awfully back-chatty lately. Just this afternoon one screamed "Mother of the Unborn Destroyer, demon, demon!" at me and collapsed.

Everyone in Mothercare stared, I was so embarrassed.

TheMortificadosDragon and Honeydragon aren't the only dragons on MN. One of the others will have dropped those eggs.

Ooh Princess, how about Morticia if its a girl? Morticia Mortificado has a certain something.