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CUNTING Sainsburys

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Greensleeves · 31/01/2007 20:57

We have been sitting here eagerly awaiting the arrival of £180 worth of shopping (unusually large shop, cupboard shop as well as regular groceries) which was booked to arrive between 7 and 8. Once it became apparent that it was late dh checked their schedule online and it transpired that they hadn't got us down for a delivery at all . So we called customer services and were told by a very rude, offhand person that if we hadn't received the confirmation email, it was our own fault our shopping hadn't been delivered. We did receive the confirmation page on the website after we checked out - but we didn't receive the email, which we wouldn't have noticed because our nroadband connection has been playing up over the last few days. So dh tried to check the order out again and book a different time (the earliest available, 11-12 on Saturday). The site refused because "you have already submitted this order"!!.

So we call customer services again and speak to another rude, unhelpful twat who fobs us off - he clearly has difficulty getting the order through the system again too but won't admit there's a problem with their system (dh works in programming and it was bloody obvious there was a problem). He then books a delivery at 3-4pm on Friday without consulting us, then tells us that it's booked - we have to tell him to cancel it because neither of us will be in on Friday (is that so unusual?. So he re-books it for the Saturday 11-12 slot. When dh asks for the forms to be sent for an official complaint (on the grounds that we have now got to do another shop to tide us over until Saturday, and our Saturday is being bollocksed up, and it's THEIR cock-up) he becomes even shittier, and when dh asks for his name, he says "I don' have to give you my name".

Now I have two confirmation emails in my inbox for deliveries of £180 worth of shopping, one for Friday and one for Saturday. They have different order numbers on them, so I'm pretty sure that if we don't do something we will be billed twice and receive two identical deliveries!

Just what you need when you're laid up with a stinking cold and thought your much-needed shopping was arriving imminently.

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Greensleeves · 01/02/2007 00:22

Now that's just gratuitous

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MamaMaiasaura · 01/02/2007 00:23

lol this thread made me laugh. Sainsburys can be a right pain in the ass... (still shopping htere tho for my sins.. reward points)

hunkermunker · 01/02/2007 00:23

Yep.

fuckshithellcuntbollockstwatarsefanny.

Greensleeves · 01/02/2007 00:26

cuntbubblesgreenflapsdickrotpissgobratswillfannybattersnottyscabbytwatcheese

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Greensleeves · 01/02/2007 00:26

Do I win Quote of the Month?

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/02/2007 00:27

listen you

cocksuckingfuckingbitchcuntfuckwitdicksplashes

Swearing is not ladylike....

ghosty · 01/02/2007 00:28

You could always, in your letter, ask for an appointment to see the manager on Tuesday 6th February and end your letter with, "See You Next Tuesday" ... or better still, use text speak "C U Nxt Tues"
So the C word is cleverly disguised ...

ghosty · 01/02/2007 00:29

I love swearing. My favourite pastime with my friend is to text abusive words to eachother .... the loser is the one who gives up first

ghosty · 01/02/2007 00:29

Of course, I never ever swear in front of children or old people

ghosty · 01/02/2007 00:30

I'll get me coat

hunkermunker · 01/02/2007 00:31

Ghosty, I do that with one of my friends too

I've suggested you for QOTW, Greeny

ghosty · 01/02/2007 00:31

Slapper

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/02/2007 00:38

fucknoseddonkey

hunkermunker · 01/02/2007 00:38

Twat

ghosty · 01/02/2007 00:39

tosser

Greensleeves · 01/02/2007 00:42

You're all gash

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ghosty · 01/02/2007 00:46

pissflaps

hunkermunker · 01/02/2007 00:47

Nob-ended fuckhole.

ghosty · 01/02/2007 00:49

Chocolate balloon knot

Spidermama · 01/02/2007 00:51

PMSL. 'Ark at you cunts.

Greensleeves · 01/02/2007 00:51

chocolate starfish

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Spidermama · 01/02/2007 00:53

One-eyed milkman.

Greensleeves · 01/02/2007 00:53

Purple-headed warrior

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myturn · 01/02/2007 00:53

I need therapy after reading this monstrous thread.

so funny. I love Sainsburys.

Greensleeves · 01/02/2007 00:56

fish mitten

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