Top tips thread aka the really useless tips thread

[Mycatsabastard]

Ensure your cake remains moist by eating the whole thing in one sitting

Add your own

Daffodil hat

Curves

Oh god, I might start using the hat one. That's GENIUS.

Granny's cereal!

My kids would have vomited!

To ensure your home made cake doesn't burn, open the oven door every ten minutes and look at it.

Courtesy of Pick Me Up magazine; If your ballet pumps slip off your feet, cut the shoulder strap from an old backpack and sew across the middle of each shoe.

Can't afford a trampoline for your garden? Buy industrial sized springs from your local hardware shop and attach to your childrens' shoes.

Rock on

All her mates are lying

Parents - when someone asks how old your child is , they want to know how old they are at this very moment . Saying they will be 6 next December involves some tricky calculations and isn't very helpful.

Save left over wine in an ice cube tray for use in stocks and stews.

Now. What the duck is left over wine??!!

Wtf

Some of these are clearly taking the piss. Broken brolly airer

Foil coasters

Mind boggling

Safety first

And my favourite - matches instead of candles 🙄

Christ, do you have to lob your thank you rock through their window?
Thanks for looking after Rex while I was on holiday, here's a fucking pebble crudely painted with tippex.

Those tippex rocks are going to end up on fb selling groups

I do the granny's cereal thing.

Dd usually has two cereals mixed together for breakfast anyway.

Foil coasters? Won't they conduct heat? Therefore defeat the object of using coasters?

Fuckoff I actually do this with the dishwasher!

Thanks for this thread, I am nursing a hangover and this has made me really laugh

Daffodil Hat is bloody genius.

Posh cutlery????

Now I know that some of you also frequent the F365 forum, I was sobbing with laughter at these pics on there today

Get rid of marks on your polished tables by rubbing mayonnaise on the area.

I tried this one and ended up with a greasy table (with marks on) that smelled of mayonnaise. [gullible face]

Gwendolyn, you know - the type not made of plastic.

These are genius - except daffodil hat that belongs in the real tip thread.

Always handy to have a few knives and forks displayed in a vase in your front room. You never know when a fight might break out. Sheila next door gets proper violent after a few ciders.