My colleague has thrown my lunch in the bin

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

What is the correct etiquette please?

You need not quote directly from Debretts.

If I weren't in the queue for the soggy salmonella sarnies left in Tescos- I'd write a longer OP.

Part Two here: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a2631196-My-colleague-has-twat-me-over-the-head-with-a-courgette - edited by MNHQ

Itbitch needs to wedge something in the hinge side to make it impossible to keep closed. Or tape a small length of straw across the seal to keep it permanently broken without cutting seal.

This is good, numbers are increasing.

Vive la revolution!

I also rather love ITBitch and SK. They are fab!

They are leaving it open when they go in to make fake cups of tea. Wide open. He has also said that he thinks they are getting help.
I do hope it's the manager (joke)

I'm never going to mess with ITbitch- he knows that anyway- he knows all my IT misdemeanours

You must never, never accidentally piss off IT Bitch He will take you down.

waaah, I x-posted with you!

Will listen and be very sympathetic on Monday as I will be off the hook 👍🏻

This is brilliant

freshwater he is the loveliest man alive and I've always made him cakes.

My iT problems get fixed swiftly.

Am in awe of ITbitch and SK - what a team you all make!!!

Oh I'm getting flash backs to the great thermostat war of 2010. My office must have singlehandedly nudged global temperatures up by several degrees as ColdyMcChillyPants would crank the thermostat up to 30 (yes bloody 30 degrees) and everyone else would hurl the windows open. God I don't miss office bullshit.

I want an ITBitch fan club t shirt!

Ha ha WineOrSleep I was just thinking the same!

Get a little vial of fine glitter and sprinkle a pinch into the pockets of her coat and into her handbag. Every time she will put her hands in, she'll transfer a couple of bits of glitter to her other clothes, her car, her house - it will be everywhere, but not enough of it for her to determine the source.

Do this once or twice a week. With different colours.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

I can't love this thread enough.

( she is known for her hallowed stash of purple pens)

Oh my God. Her name doesn't begin with R does it? Does she wear purple clothes as well?

I have had an education in reading this thread. Thanks all!

A mug of boiling water will keep the fridge warm while closed.

Oh god this is just totally brilliant. I am completely in love it ITBitch and Sidekick (and OP too of course!!).

mardle
PM me!!!

Ooo, bloody hell, this thread will be full before MOnday! Start a new one, OP, please!!

I officially LOVE ITbitch & sidekick 😎

I love how there now might be a twist with another poster possibly knowing the famous fridge thief

OMG! I have a massive purple pen stash - it's not me though!