My colleague has thrown my lunch in the bin

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

What is the correct etiquette please?

You need not quote directly from Debretts.

If I weren't in the queue for the soggy salmonella sarnies left in Tescos- I'd write a longer OP.

Part Two here: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a2631196-My-colleague-has-twat-me-over-the-head-with-a-courgette - edited by MNHQ

Brilliant!!!! Just brilliant. Please start a new thread.

I love purple pens too. I write addresses on parcels in purple sharpie I may have outed myself if you are waiting for something from ebay.
I'm loving this thread, it gets better and better.

"I think rank cod woman would just take out OPs safe wouldn't she?"

Yup!

& if one was locked to a shelf, she'd just take the shelf out!

Why did someone write on the plug?

I mean it's funny, but what is it going to achieve?

She's had stuff stolen from the fridge, now it has been "vandalised".

She'll be complaining about being bullied-and winning!

Hollly cow! I hope Mardle is not part of their HR department (or the fridge jogger herself!)

Is Mardle in the know?

Is Mardle in the know?

This

Someone has said that another thread is better than this one!!!

It's in AIBU about a wedding where the bride has emailed a guest to say their £100 gift isn't enough...

This is just overtaking the ungrateful bride and groom thread

X post. I love the one I'm with :o

Be right back!!!

Random, I love the stapler pics. My stuff way always going missing so my student assistant labelled everything. She was very creative, some thing's were simply identified as mine, i.e., "Andylion's stapler" but other things were given names: "My name is Barney. I live on Andylion's desk in XX dept".
I miss her.

Prays that the the thread isn't deleted 'to protect user's privacy' like a good one about an entitled lift sharer was ages ago.

I've only skim read and I was planning to sit down tonight with a bottle glass of prosecco and read it properly.

Does Mardle know???

Your IT crew are AWESOME!

I had a bat shit crazy boss once. Nice bat shit, not cunty bat shit.

He was ridiculously territorial over everything, couldn't use his bin/stapler/pens etc etc we all took great pleasure in filling up his bin or using all his staplers. A favourite was attaching all of the paper clips together.

My favourite prank ever though was because he used to hot foot it out of the building faster than you could say 5.30 - this meant he didn't have to do any of the checks before we left (taking up a whole extra 5 mins of time!!).

He legged it out of the building only to discover that some bastard me had relocated his car and left a map to its location. I did that at least twice whilst working there!!!

I'm amazed I never lost my job

Howling at the suggestion of a fridge full of jelly

On a serious note though what will happen when maintenance come to fix the fridge? Is ITBitch going to put the fuse back?

Aworldofmyown when I was at school we had a teacher who drove an old Mini. Some boys once moved it by pushing/carrying it from the bottom car park to the top

ITbitch, you are a Hero. We love you (it takes a real man to please a nest of vipers).

Someone up thread said they had a passive aggressive note about drinking bottles and the water dispenser... WE HAVE THAT STILL. Except someone has written cunt under it.

And that was written in comic sans too. Is it the law that a passive aggressive food/water note has to be written in comic sans?

Daily your username has made my tummy hurt from laughing.

ow!

OP you need to get ready with a new thread and link to it here so I can find it

Get in!!!!
SHE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING WITH HER WARM BURGERS!

Magrats nooooo- this one is getting too hot to handle!

Apparently the office have gone menkle and I'm missing all the fun!