My colleague has thrown my lunch in the bin

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

What is the correct etiquette please?

You need not quote directly from Debretts.

If I weren't in the queue for the soggy salmonella sarnies left in Tescos- I'd write a longer OP.

Part Two here: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a2631196-My-colleague-has-twat-me-over-the-head-with-a-courgette - edited by MNHQ

What do you mean left?

Left left or left for the day?

Did mardle know the woman?

She leaves earlier than everybody-every day.
No word from M

Hopefully they'll all get the trots and she'll do her shopping after work like the rest of us now.

Am in love with IT bitch.

So she's just finished her working day then.

Well fingers crossed, Monday will see her having a few manners

If she buys a branded product, you can do the stapler photo thing. bin remove the branded item from the broken fridge. 4 other Mnetters purchase same branded item where they live and take photo of it in suitable location. All photos back to DidyouBIN, Result! Coleslaw that apparently travels around the UK!

Yeah, so can we fast forward to Monday now?

Tell IT to put the fuse back in for now so she looks mental on Monday when the fridge is investigated.

Excellent work.

Now you need to keep it up for a few weeks. Keep sabotaging the fridge, keep denying it. Then get everyone else mini fridges and line them up in the kitchen, with people's names on, and out her name on the sabotaged fridge. Deny it was you that ordered them. Throughout, be very sympathetic to her plight.

International iTbitch has already replaced it- and has coloured in the plug the "hahas" are no more.

A slow day methinks.

You have to do the fuse hokeycokey - put it back in, take right out, in, out, in, out, drive her round the bend.

HouseOfToast is right - the fridge must be mysteriously working again on Monday. Then it must break again after she puts her shopping in.

This is the best! I've now joined to keep up with what's happening and also neglected to make dinner as so engrossed with the thread (take away being ordered!!)

I'm also well behind the idea of getting some sort of laxitive into her food! So funny

YeeeeHa!

This didn't show in my feed.

I'm worried that Mardie is the entitled fecker.

Poverty

FuckyMcFucking'ell!

I have visions of the OP, ITbitch and Sidekick looking like across between the IT crowd and the Kickass cast.

Is it wrong that this thread is more interesting that anything in my actual life right now?

Chipped- You are surprisingly close. I can't wear polyester though, nor balaclavas.

Pipbin go to the bride and groom thread- that's worse than FMcFF's shennanighans

This gets better and better. I am on the edge of my seat!!

This is tragic. We're gonna have to wait till Monday to see if she got food-poisoning. This is worse than going without alcohol

CAN YOU JUST ALL GO INTO WORK AGAIN TOMORROW...

Please

Ive just been briefed by a colleague via text.

Me: "oooooh, ahhhhh" "no!"

Am finally on the vino.

We need full disclosure. Like, now!

I'm out on the piss tonight, you need to update me before I go...