to think this is a perfectly good sized lunch?

[FenellaFellorick]

For my 15 and 16 year old sons?
(If not a very healthy one but that's not my question )

Ham and cheese salad sandwich, a frube and a wafer bar.

I am doing the next 2 weeks packed lunches for the freezer and this is being hotly contested in my house right now

Btw I only clicked on this thread wondering what on earth people could have talked about for so long involving a sandwich, a frube and a wafer!

Read quite a lot of it but not all I'm afraid.

Morelikeguidelines, it stands for "bastarding twatting" naturally,

RTFBTT (Read The Fucking Bastard Twatting Thread)

oh the irony

Owwww!

Please stop!

I must step away for the sake of my ribs...

Thank god I'm off work today. Read entire bastard thread and fell in love with Fenella many pages ago. No idea how much boys eat, but I have enjoyed the hysteria!

That's all very well Cooroo but the OP still hasn't explained why she makes their lunches.

I think I might die of irony after reading someone asking the BT stands for in RTFBTT

Just RTFBTT!

This thread just keeps on giving!

I'm not telling, Down. You'll never drag it out of me. My lips are sealed. Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me. No torture could break me. I remain silent on the issue.

My son almost 9 takes 1 large bap with ham, cheese and salad.
A pot of full fat natural yoghurt.
A pot of mixed berries.
A boiled egg.
1 treat thing - either homemade cake, malt loaf, packet of crisps

All together now!

And a paaartriiidge in a pear treeeeee

Hullo - there's a lot of love for this thread, and we can see why

Fenella are you happy for us to move this over to Classics?

yeah, sure.

You're so modest Fenella. Did you scuff the floor with the toe of your shoe, all coy, when you typed that?

Excellent, thank you! We'll pop it over there now.

bof, it's like you're right here.

So glad someone else asked what the BT in RTBTFT stood for so I didn't have to RTBTFT!

I predict similar issues when my kids are that age. Currently ds is having bread sandwiches for lunch...

bof? Why did I call you bof?

Not reading the thread is bad enough. Not reading the username is taking the piss!

Teenagers have hollow legs, they are always hungry, they need four hourly feeds, they are worse than babies, so in a word No, not enough!

So firstly I thought...sandwiches, in classics??? Which led me to RTFBTT. I'm literally howling, how long can this thread keep on giving? Fenella I salute you...a true masterclass in keeping your fucking cool. When people are winding me up I shall think of you

I had to run downstairs half way through reading this and make myself a sandwich (ok - 2 sandwiches).

Fenella, I answer to anything. BOF, BOOP, anything.

Haven't read the full thread but where is the logic in a big white bread roll bap thing and a 'no wheat' biscuit?

hahaha at Venus!

Venus. I suggest reading the thread might be

A. Useful
B. Interesting
C. Entertaining
D. Amusing
E. Save you making a prat of yourself

I have RTBFTT and I think YANBU.

Actually this has made my morning.