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I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.

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Blacklight · 12/02/2015 21:26

I am male, mid 20's and grew up with this technology.
Wondering what something means?
Wondering how to do something?
Wondering how your kids did something?
Wondering if you should let your kids do something?

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00100001 · 16/02/2015 16:33

You were lucky - I worked down t'mines when I were just 3 years old.

00100001 · 16/02/2015 16:34

Twinkle will save us, I'll call him now TFB

MagratsHair · 16/02/2015 18:50

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TwatFaceBitch · 16/02/2015 18:56

Grin I bet it was bigger than mine magrat

MagratsHair · 16/02/2015 19:00

Steady Twatface you're not a male in his mid twenties with something to prove.....Grin Grin

00100001 · 16/02/2015 19:24

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smotheroffive · 16/02/2015 20:01

i think you're all talking in secret code that i can't find the hidden meaning of Sad - ah yes you're telling me i'm over 25 and female. I think??? no... i'm not sure, i'll go back to battering my breasts on my multi-function device in desperation to sync

duchesse · 16/02/2015 20:12

smother, psst! here. Just copy n paste the binary into the bottom window. Alternatively, write your own message into the top one.

00100001 · 16/02/2015 20:33

smother

Wiggle your boobs at the code, see if that works

smotheroffive · 16/02/2015 20:42

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00100001 · 16/02/2015 20:46

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smotheroffive · 16/02/2015 20:47

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PacificDogwood · 16/02/2015 20:47

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Grin

smotheroffive · 16/02/2015 20:52

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BuffytheThunderLizard · 16/02/2015 20:52

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smotheroffive · 16/02/2015 20:55

you are 'what'? pacific
I have a lot more boob bashing to do before the night is out so i will have to stop it but intrigued to know what the next bit was?

PacificDogwood · 16/02/2015 21:01

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PacificDogwood · 16/02/2015 21:02

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Opopanax · 16/02/2015 21:20

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MagratsHair · 17/02/2015 09:22

It appears as though we have lost our expert.

Perhaps he is being greeted with squeals and showers of glitter & love hearts from the other site....

TwatFaceBitch · 17/02/2015 10:52

Oh is he on the other site?

00100001 · 17/02/2015 11:07

I can imagine he's over there basking in his glory and praise in the form of "awww hun, ur totes amazeballs xoxoxoxoxox"

TalcAndTurnips · 17/02/2015 11:11

I don't know about you ladies, but I have absolutely no idea where to light the wick on my new device.

Worried of Hampshire

I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.
Opopanax · 17/02/2015 13:13

Other site?!

00100001 · 17/02/2015 14:58

ssssssssshhhhhh opop

THERE IS NO OTHER SITE