I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.

[Blacklight]

I am male, mid 20's and grew up with this technology.
Wondering what something means?
Wondering how to do something?
Wondering how your kids did something?
Wondering if you should let your kids do something?

Actually, sorry, to make it more explicit:

something that you own is yours, or it's your something.

But Lucio, surely a programme would be able to use grammar properly?

Lurcio - you could have the germ of an idea there. Shall we get together and write an improbably MNBot that can make up jolly threads for when it all gets a bit intense and mad? Posts odd pictures of hamsters and says 'Hun?' when it doesn't understand what's going on?

Do you know, I'm so furious at the self important wanky nonsense in the OP, I can't bring myself to join in with the fun.

Even when the sockpuppet gallant supporter who can't spell turned up.

This is too sad :(

iheartu

I'm sorry.

I forgot that you are right.

obvs.

my mistake.

Oh wait I take it all back. you used "LOL" what a n00b.

Now, I still have a unicorn eating my pancakes, because of my misuse of the interwebwork - what should I do? I'm nearly out of lemon juice [scared]

Binary - oh, poor small ear fitting penis man

dog My ears are the normal size, the penis is a mini-one about 2cm long.

Binary, make your unicorn cry and dry its tears to make Superior Salt?

lemondrizzle

Thank you for the flowers [heart]

but I still need help from blacklight where is heeee??

dog how do I make a unicorn cry? Should I ask Blacklight?

WereJamming - that is awsome! You win the internet today.

Lweji - well I'm assuming the language the bot is written in (Python, lisp, prolog) will be syntactically correct, but that the language it's seeking to emulate (English) need not be.

Ah, I see. That's me learnt. :) where were you OP? You were supposed to be teaching me this stuff!

I once did a paper on writing soaps using AI software. It's got to be possible to do MN.

Jamming

Yes, Binary, Blacklight is Your Only Hope

Oh god, Lweji, you've got me worried. I've just realised that I may not be me, but may in fact be a replicant created by the OP, Bladerunner-stylee. Help... And all those dreams about unicorns - it's the same unicorn as Binary's. She's a replicant too - guess the ones and zeroes were a dead giveaway in retrospect.

Help... maybe we're all replicants.

I was starting to think mumsnet had lost it's 'funny' but page one of this thread has restored my faith.

Cheers op

Lurcio

If I was just figment of blacklights imagination, that would make me so happy - at least I'd then have the ability to use this InterPadNExus

A bit late, but pointing out that, OP, if you really were "everything (I) hate about people on the internet." you should be arrested or at least banned from going anywhere near the internet, or the web.

pmsl, it's a buzzfeed article now!

www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/chuckie-egg-tho

poor poor backlight, internet laughing stock.

I actually, truly, really LOLed at that!!

Gotta love that interweb thingie

Sanquhar :o

Brilliant.

I do hope he is a troll now.

If he is not a troll and half as clever as he thinks he is, he will hopefully have the insight to have learnt something from this shambles

so glad i could spread the joy!