I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.

[Blacklight]

I am male, mid 20's and grew up with this technology.
Wondering what something means?
Wondering how to do something?
Wondering how your kids did something?
Wondering if you should let your kids do something?

Margaret Atwood was right. Teenage boys Men really are afraid of women laughing at them, aren't they?

If you are still around OP
I want to make a webpage/blog.

I want to use Wordpress
I've tried to download windows web installer but it took days and I can't find it on my computer.
Gave up in the end and system restored as it was a mess
My pc is ancient as I prefer the ipad windows vista.

Any ideas?

Just diffusing the tension.

I intend to spend today ignoring my kids, doing nothing and looking at lol hamsterz on the web.

Bless you, Rjae, posting with an actual question - I fear this fred is too far gone [sniff]

Enornouse, stop posting durty pictures of small rodents [covers eyes]

It's only dirrrrrrty if you make it pdog

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I tried the internet once - look what happened also, the instructions were unclear and now I have penis in my ear and a unicorn is eating all my pnacakes...

SHould I give him some sugar and lemon?????

HELP MEEEEEE!!!

I'm LOST ON THE COMPUTERWEBS

also, blacklights could you show me how to create a Mumsnet account?

"And now I have a penis in my ear".

So what's new Binary?

If your penis fits in your ear, you might want one of those enhancements mentioned in the emails...

It is a different Penis.... this one is much smaller and it's whispering
"You weak feeble mumsnetter, you don't understand the internet surely? You're sitting there wondering what something means, aren't you? Wondering how to do something on the internet? Wondering how your kids did something. but mostly you're wondering if you should let your kids do something?"

I just can't handle this I have no clue what I'm doing on the internet because I'm not a man in my mid 20s and I have no access to Google at all.

HE CAN SAVE US!!

No tabula I need Blacklight

He'll know how to solve this problem!!

and tabula it's definitely not my penis!

Lovin' this thread Has it gone into Classics yet?

Sorry OP, I might actually have had a question or two for you, but this has clearly turned into something very different from what you maybe originally intended.... These MNetters sho' are feisty...! Thank you anyway for your kindness, if your intentions were genuine (but if you are in fact an under-bridge dweller, please return to your domicile and do not re-emerge!)

Off to apply my lipstick and play with the kitten now.

You dont get it. what ever. One rule for others and another for yourselves? the only reason I'm laughing is your probably the same people that complain about trolling and bullying. The self-justification is hilarious. Most trolls are at least honest about it LOL

I clicked the link

I also clicked the link. And I did because when I hover over the link it shows that it's a google search. How's that for security awareness? :)

We are all dinosaurs here, yes. except dinosaurs don't and never existed

you're

Binary, either you have very large ears or this must be a very small penis. What a shame either way

And still no problem with the denigration towards and condescension of older women, iheartu? What was that about "one rule for others and another for yourselves", again?

The other thread is in feminsim chat and is called housework

You posted that thread in the Feminism board? How is that going?
Must check it. It will be fun.

I've just had a lightbulb moment regarding Iheartu. When on the feminist thread, I thought "surely no-one can be this much of a Stepford wife?" Is it possible that she/he/it isn't a troll, or sockpuppet of a troll, but is in fact an AI program in an elaborate crowd-sourced Turing test? The giveaway is surely the language. The posts start in a reasonable approximation of English, then degenerate into semi-illiterate text speak, almost as though the program was some sort of neural net algorithm, learning to emulate trolls ever more convincingly.

This is the thread that just keeps giving!

Iheartu, step AWAY from the pronouns. You just can't do it right.
Blacklight come back dear, we haven't finished! And Rjae has a legitimate question for you
Binary a penis in your ear must be uncomfortable. Pinky girly for you.

Classics?

Not your penis? See this is exactly the reason I don't use the interwebby world because of all the mucky stuff on it.

Also

You are - you're
something that you own - your

' - it's an apostrophe, it's used to merge different words, as in "it is" to "it's"