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I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.

751 replies

Blacklight · 12/02/2015 21:26

I am male, mid 20's and grew up with this technology.
Wondering what something means?
Wondering how to do something?
Wondering how your kids did something?
Wondering if you should let your kids do something?

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Hypotenuse · 13/02/2015 09:59

Urgh someone is trying to get more points for their dickhead license.

fairnotfit · 13/02/2015 10:00

On reflection, this could be really helpful.

Wondering how your kids did something?

I've always wondered how my "kid" managed to vomit into my handbag so neatly, whilst spectacularly avoiding all the other (more suitable) receptacles, like the sink or the tiled floor.

Do you think the OP could help with that?
Or has he got his cloak and mask and flounced off?

Iheartu · 13/02/2015 10:04

who gives a crap about the post? Dont like it ignore it. But 300 posts making jokes about it amd getting all offended. Overreaction much? Sorry, YOU@RE overreacting. Cos obviously thats important too. Glad your dedicating YOU@RE time to something so worthwhile.

No wonder the houseowrk dont get done LOL

TwatFaceBitch · 13/02/2015 10:06

Grin and you're so busy Grin

SagaNorensLeatherTrousers · 13/02/2015 10:06

Aww, he used it all wrong. Marks for trying, sonny. Marks for trying.

MyNameIsInigoMontoya · 13/02/2015 10:08

We should really start paying people for this sort of entertainment, right?

MsRabbit · 13/02/2015 10:12

Iheartu, something about your posts really irks the shit out of me, and it isn't just because the point you are making is balderdash. I think it's this.full.stop.thing.you.do

You should really put your energy into learning basic spelling and grammar before you start trying to do funky things with full stops.

ArcheryAnnie · 13/02/2015 10:12

iheartu ah, so you post repeatedly FOR GREAT JUSTICE on behalf of this poor, poor allegedly-cyberbullied man, but "don't give a crap" about his denigration of and condescension to older women? Alrighty then.

(Also: reading comprehension fail. I had written that I did more than 7-% of the housework. Do keep up.)

ArcheryAnnie · 13/02/2015 10:13

70% not 7-%. Though I'd love to do only 7%.

tabulahrasa · 13/02/2015 10:14

No, not @ it's ' you're looking for, it's usually on the right hand side of the keyboard Smile.

Bakeoffcakes · 13/02/2015 10:21

I think poor OP IHeartU is feeling a bit upset.

Why don't you switch off the computer and go and do something else?

Iheartu · 13/02/2015 10:22

So you can see that im wasting time taking the piss out of ppl on the internet but cant see it about yourselves?

I think you need to think about that. What do you think you are you doing then? Saving the world? Hahaha

Yeah really important you tell that blacklight where hes gone wrong.

your no better. Like I said.

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 13/02/2015 10:22

Damn you women!

Stop joking! No having fun! Jesus Christ! If you want fun, grow a penis, that's the rules!

And those of you MNing at work, go home immediately! So you can MN from there and I can be snide about what you should be doing instead.

In my day t'internet were for men and doilies were for the ladies.

Won't someone please think of the children?

MsRabbit · 13/02/2015 10:23

Iheartu, I sincerely hope you are a teenage boy, otherwise you are a cretin. So why don't you piss off and do something useful, like pick up all those hardened Kleenex tissues that have been mounting up under your bed.

MrsDeVere · 13/02/2015 10:23

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GiddyOnZackHunt · 13/02/2015 10:23

Why are we engaging with the goady person? Stop giving them the oxygen of interest.

If the OP wants to come back and engage to find out why we found his OP so funny then so be it but spending time on one random cross person?

ArcheryAnnie · 13/02/2015 10:24

You seem to be very keen on telling us where we are going wrong, though, iheartu. Why is one a waste of time and the other not?

Enormouse · 13/02/2015 10:30

MrsDeVere Grin

Iheartu · 13/02/2015 10:32

So im a problem cos im telling ppl off and wasting time.

I didnt post on this thread until about 11 pages in. 11 pages of ppl telling the OP off.

Jus. Sayin. Lol

PacificDogwood · 13/02/2015 10:34

I for one claim the goddamned right to decide how I waste my time and it's not with doing housework FFS - that's what the interweb is for, is it not, dicking around on it and wasting time?! Wink

PacificDogwood · 13/02/2015 10:35

Yes, but you do seem rather over invested whereas most of us are having fun!

Bakeoffcakes · 13/02/2015 10:35

No IheartU, you posted the Opening post.

Just be honest.

FluffyTheEvilOne · 13/02/2015 10:37

blacklight and Iheartu, you silly, silly little boys. Run along now. Go on, off you pop.

Not nice to be spoken down to is it? Nooo.....

Right, I'm off to ask A Man what this internet thingummy is. And then buy shoes, cos that's what I do, innit.

tabulahrasa · 13/02/2015 10:38

"your no better. Like I said."

My no better, really? You don't want to reconsider that?

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 13/02/2015 10:39

But when you really come down to it, Iheartu, isn't life all about just wasting time?

Isn't life itself, time wasted?

Isn't it deep and meaningful and important to spend time talking to a group of mums on the Internet, in an attempt to annoy them? Isn't that the meaning of it all?

Dude?