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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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AbsInTheClub · 06/02/2015 21:36

OP, I found these Dinosaur Denier tights for you.

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
Baddz · 06/02/2015 21:36

Dinosaur porn....
It's 50 shades of grrrrrrrrrr

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 21:36

Get the dinosaurs out of her....? How do you get a dinosaur out of a child???

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 21:36

Grin blushing if you are raising a serial killer then im knackered...mine will work together as they are both obviously evil geniuses for loving dinosaurs!

ourglass · 06/02/2015 21:36

I know I'm awfully late to this thread but fuck me what an entertaining read.

DrElizabethPlimpton · 06/02/2015 21:37

This is why I love MN.
Eat you are on fire girl!

EhricLovesTheBhrothers · 06/02/2015 21:37

My son was playing dinosaurs and got carried away and bit his mate on the chin. It's true, dinosaurs are a bad influence.

BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 21:37

Whoa! BISTO CONTAINS DAIRY?!?

It's the work of Satan, I tell you Angry

ChoudeBruxelles · 06/02/2015 21:37

You know who I hate? Bloody Tolkien! Orcs and hobbits being pushed onto unsuspecting children in books, films and merchandise. They must be real if they are mentioned in print

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:38

Oh take that horrid bird photo away. Bloody feathery dinosaurs.

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 21:39

Dude, those tights are awesome!!

EveDallasRetd · 06/02/2015 21:39

Hold on, some Christians BELIEVE in dinosaurs...

Oh god I'm so conflicted

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:39

What about Harry potter ?

Baddz · 06/02/2015 21:39

Bisto contains dairy!!?
Fucking hell
WHATS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD!!!!???

MildDrPepperAddiction · 06/02/2015 21:39

I'm so glad someone has set us all straight.

Now, I'm off to burn some toys…

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 21:40

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ShipwreckedAndComatose · 06/02/2015 21:41

The smell of melting dinosaur plastic wafts across the country...

ChoudeBruxelles · 06/02/2015 21:42

Notrevealingmyidentity potter deserves to be burnt too. We could have a massive pyre of wizards, witches, fairies, elves, sprits, goblins, books, DVDs, unicorns and bastard dinosaurs.

BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 21:42

ChoudeBruxelles - no orcs or hobbits in the bible.

That's all you need to know. Tolkien was obv a satanist.

ICantDecideOnAUsername · 06/02/2015 21:42

OP, try this alternative Christian viewpoint, courtesy of Google (also not mentioned in the bible. Erm neither is Mumsnet!)

Hmm
EmpressOfJurisfiction · 06/02/2015 21:43

Love this thread. I think my cousin might not believe in dinosaurs but it feels safer not to ask.

Ooh. Just watched a Weetabix advert where 3 little Weetabix pieces say a dinosaur ate their PE kit. Does that make Weetabix the food of Satan?

BigRedBall · 06/02/2015 21:43

Chickens are the closest living relative to dinosaurs. Chickens aren't real. KFC doesn't exist. My whole life is a lie. A LIE I TELL YA!!

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:44

Not the fairies too ? Oh that's just so sad. Those poor fairies.

Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 21:45

Just watched the OP's video! I cried laughing

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 21:45

Scariest dinosaur of them all?

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