Stupid Facebook selling.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

That After Eight tree is possibly the most pathetic thing I have ever seen

JustUs I was the one who linked the stone ladies' work. Tell her I love looking at them all and think she's amazing!

Crikey, checked one of my other local groups. Some one's trying to flog a used Christmas tree for £90.

Loving his thread, and glad it's not just me! On my FB page recently this starter for 10:

"Hi im looking for baby shoes for my 10 month old son he has outgrown all his size 2 so im looking for size 3 upwards"

She rejected several pairs of clarks and similar, then showed interest in some Nikes before declaring that the £4 price bracket was too much. Someone (who shall remain nameless - ahem) then suggested that perhaps if her son was only 10 months old and just cruising at home she maybe need to buy shoes for him at all. Cue all hell breaking loose.

inconceivableme the open profile comment I understand! I have a separate fb account for selling our old stuff (don't want all these oddballs knowing who I am!) and I have hundreds of friends that have added me. My profile doesn't suggest if I am man/woman/young/old/predator stealing your details and kid's pics yet these people keep adding me and giving me access to their full details. Upside is my newsfeed on this account is hilarious, it's live streaming Jeremy Kyle fodder!

I gave up with facebook just after last christmas but opened another with no friends, doesn't have my name no personal pictures and I get people trying to add me as a friend too. Strange

Re: the open profiles:

Why do randoms who want to buy stuff off me keep sending me Friend requests?

You don't need to be my Friend to send me pms so I don't really see what they gain from this.

silverten no idea, none of my alter-ego's friends would be mine in RL, perhaps they just need a wide audience for their glitter shit and drama hun

please don't let this person have a dog (found on facebook)

Any pug babies due Christmas or just after . Roughly 500.00 male baby ?

Any Christmas puppies will have only just been conceived so it's a tad early!

I know but I'm just asking if there will be any expected.

Pugs are lush I hopefully have a litter of Labradors due mid December!!

Pugs are there lovely I can't wait to have one. Spoilt it'll be. And aww that'll be cute load of andrex pups

Imagine Boxing Day,all the unwanted crap on the selling sites!

I've just seen an as saying "anyone got 50g baky?" And in the comments below someone replies "The shop?"

I snorted.

Too much glittery shit??

I love the addition of a lighter Claimed. What next? Glittery fags? A glittered crack pipe?

£6 pounds for a crap jar with sweets in.

Just seen these delights. Someone's commented "People must be afraid to put anything down unattended in your house..."

What is the glittery tube to the right of the glittery lighter??

A vase innit hun.

A vase yes of course, it's a new page just started an hour ago, many Huns wishing them gd lk wiv there new business

the iPad really doesn't do Hun speak

It looks more like a test tube than a vase to me.

"People must be afraid to put anything down unattended in your house..." Fantastic!

Spotty yes, leave the baby on it's own for two minutes and behold!
Glitter Babby!

thirty pound delivered.

Today we have:

A bag of used, grimy hair rollers & accessories for £5.

Signed photos of Gordon Ramsey (£30) Frank Lampard (£15) Bruce Willis (£20)

A joblot of Avon perfumes for £3 each

Some charming used, dirty sportswear (see pic for example)

And an excited advert that Olaf, Elsa & Anna are going to be switching on our Christmas lights this year! Cue a load of Frozen gift baskets, hideous jewellery etc

Plus this hot tub full of ugly men :) Shall I leave a comment that I'm prepared to pay more for it if the men are emptied out?!

Some more seed pearl things, but does this one look a bit rude to you....?

Yes. Frankly it looks like Uncle Oleg with a hard on.

Now you know you all want one.

What do you all reckon this is? Some sort of fancy bottle sock? Why is it on her crotch?