Stupid Facebook selling.

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Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

What the fuck 306, she expected a refund for something she'd already given away? That really takes the , I'm actually feeling the rage on your behalf!

WTF at that "BALLOON STUFFIN" I don't even understand. ALL CAPS SHOUTING TOO.

"The best gift to give, now give it in a balloon!" Why???

MrsWembley I thought that was on purpose

I can't bear too much clutter. I can't think of anything more irritating than a gift in a balloon, or DD's new-born clothes cluttering around the house inside a balloon - so big and unstorable, unless I'm imagining it all wrong.

Side note - I once 'stuffed' DH's mobile into a balloon. Much hilarity when it rang. Had to attack it with scissors.

Has this thread made anyone else itchy and feel like cleaning/tat-purging the house?

Balloon stuffing is when you get decorations in a helium balloon....other smaller balloons for instance or confetti.

Whilst casually browsing my local page i came across this beauty ") a hand-made barbie jar for ONLY £10. What a bargain!!! Lol

There was a bloke once asking if anyone had any cash in hand work he could do . A lady replied with my carpets could do with a clean? And he said ok well I have a shampooer based on min wage and time it will take shall we say £45? She said umm no sorry forget it

Wtf is that ugggh imagine seeing that sat on a shelf when its dark, trying to sleep yuck

Claw - yes but baby clothes?? WTF.

I'm now wondering what I type into fb to get the chavviest 'hunniest' groups up !

Ummm.....

Ladymoods ive found this to go with your post =D
A lovely carling or wkd glittered bottle lol. X

Ladymoods ive found this to go with your post =D
A lovely carling or wkd glittered bottle lol. X

Please please nooooooo more on my third pair of knickers X LMAO

We have a friend who sells on stuff she doesn't need any more. It's good quality stuff generally, but she knocks 50p or 1 off the price you can buy it for new then posts it over and over again when no-one takes her up on it.

Examples - toy from Argos (used), cost 10, sell 9. Dress from H&M (worn many times), cost 20 sell 18. Our favourite was a jar of coffee she'd bought but it was decaf - asked for the exact same price as it was in the shop!

Husband made a tongue in cheek comment once along the lines of "bargain!" - she wasn't impressed.

Can anyone tell me what the glitter bottles are? I don't understand?

I win. We picked up something yesterday from a fb site, I had been communicating with a lady, we arrived and the lady was a man. He had been using his dead wife's facebook account!

The item was free, so worth it.

it's tacky, but at least it's cheap...

What is this actually supposed to be? no description, no price, no idea. The seller has bumped it though...

Emms Glitter bottles/glasses is bling innit! Makes stuff look well classy hun

A lady on our local site is always the first to comment on every single item that's posted.

It normally starts with -

lady - plz hun
lady - how much hun

Always the same every time even though 9 times out of ten the price has been clearly stated above the photo of the item being sold.

I put on a pair of boys Clark's boots on the site for free. she was the first one to 'plz hun' then sent her mate round to collect the boots. Later that day got a inbox message from her saying 'got any more boys stuff that I could have hun. will pop round to see what I like' Err NO!!

you know the glitter bottles of beer of irn bru - surely once you have drunk it you chuck it in the bin? So why glitter. Is it meant to be a keepsake? And the glittery wineglasses can't be washable or drinkable out of either?

I still don't get the glitter bottles and glasses. I'm not sure who would be pleased to receive one of those as a gift.

RollerMum I might be wrong but I don't think you keep the balloon.

It's more like an alternative to wrapping paper or a gift bag or one of those cakes made out of nappies.

You dismantle it to use the things inside.

I was once sent a stuffed balloon for valentines day, but it was a big clear balloon stuffed with small red balloons and glittery shapes. It had tassels hanging from in and was packed inside a massive box and surrounded by smaller balloons inside the box.

It was sent to me at work and half the staff followed the delivery woman to my desk. I opened the box and the big stuffed balloon floated up. I lifted it out and there was a small bear tied to the bottom of the glittery string. Even the bear looked embarrassed to be there.

There was an awed silence that lasted longer than strictly comfortable before a horrified voice from the back of my collected colleagues said "What the fuck is that?" and everyone went back to work.

There is a video on one of the glittery shit pages on Facebook, demonstrating how to wash a glittery wine glass so you can use it again. I couldn't muster up the will to watch it though.