AIBU to think that comprehension just isn't a strong point with some people.

[AngelsOnHigh]

I've noticed this quite a lot over the time I have on MN.

Referring to a recent thread re early retirement. The poster quite clearly stated that DH wanted to retire in 14 months (when mortgage paid) and wanted her to retire at the same time. She is 10 years his junior and works part time.

OK, first answer was "So he wants you both to retire in early forties"

Second response "Can you change to part time work"

I can understand this if we were 10 pages into the thread because we don't all have time to read all responses, but come on, the first two responses?

What about Ottillie?

But were they parked on someone else's driveway? Or in a parent and child space? Or in a blue badge spot? Or was their pram taking up space on the bus???

My 8 year old can cook a decent roast, with homemade gravy and yorkies.

My 6 year old is currently doing the ironing, while 18mth old DD is giving my DGM a bed bath.

It's called a family, OP. We all have to pull together.

Have you tried adding a pretty scarf?

I'm wearing grey skinnies, a long white layering vest, a long navy cardigan, black biker boots, a navy and white scarf and my usual diamond studs.

I'm just putting the bin out.

I came home one day to find recently retired DH curled up in the dog basket with our Cocker. Both of them were dressed in M&S bras with matching panties that hadn't come from my drawers.....

When you have a second child you won't care.

Your DH sounds a bit self entitled TBH.

Just rub it with a bit of neat tea-tree oil. It'll come up lovely.

Dogs are bastards.
Ban the lot of them and make the owners scrub the pavement with a toothbrush.

OP, print off this thread and show it to him.

Just get a lactation consultant. And make sure they check for tongue tie.

Go to Aldi! I've slashed my grocery bill from £275 a week to £14.99 and their olives, antipasti, fresh pasta and own-brand almond chocs are to die for. Also, last week DP got a side of salmon for 63p and we've now got 400 fillets in the freezer. Bargain!

This too shall pass.

Spend the money on a naice bench instead of a handbag, you shallow cow.

Gifted?! Talented??! my DS was encasing his verbs that he writes down but doesn't actually do in those pointy brackets since he was about 3 months old

Well it's Friday and I need advice

1. hate it
2. love it,lots of lube and go slow 3)OH hates it 4)OH loves it 5)Not bothered either way 6)It's a crime 7)Your bum will fall out on the floor

I know what it's like OP, you have my sympathies I wanted to murder my DH but we started using this and it really worked.

Didn't want to read and run OP .

Hopefully somebody more helpful will be along in a minute.

Paragraphing it would have made it much easier to read.

I just have one small glass of wine every other Christmas.

I think if you ever find it hard to resist a glass of wine with your dinner you should take a look at whether your drinking is a problem, tbh.

Apologies for the Daily Fail link, but have you seen the legs/Botox/arse/ on this woman?

Just sew some sheets together, weave some leaves out of the garden and then handbeat some leather into sandals and you've got a dead easy Roman costume. Much better than just buying one from Asda.

I wish there was a 'like' button for this thread. Why isn't there a like button?