AIBU to think that comprehension just isn't a strong point with some people.

[AngelsOnHigh]

I've noticed this quite a lot over the time I have on MN.

Referring to a recent thread re early retirement. The poster quite clearly stated that DH wanted to retire in 14 months (when mortgage paid) and wanted her to retire at the same time. She is 10 years his junior and works part time.

OK, first answer was "So he wants you both to retire in early forties"

Second response "Can you change to part time work"

I can understand this if we were 10 pages into the thread because we don't all have time to read all responses, but come on, the first two responses?

AnyFucker, that's just typical of you. Always ready to stick the boot in. Op clearly wants to stay with her dh and I'm very brave for standing up to your constant bullying on here

Cranial osteopathy? Worked wonders with DS.

Woop woop in Classics now

FuckYou thats a bit PA of you

There was a thread on here recently about early retirement. The poster quite clearly stated that DH wanted to retire in 14 months (when mortgage paid) and wanted her to retire at the same time. She is 10 years his junior and works part time.
The first two answers were just ridiculous. I mean, read the original post ffs.

I just don't believe you're a 38B, OP. Is that a Marks & Spencer measurement.

Look, I'm 5ft2, weigh 15st and I am a healthy size 8. What's your problem?

It's an invitation not a summons!

If they retire and move to a retirement home make sure there is some pampas grass outside

Luis, it's about time someone stuck up for the op with all you lot bullying her and telling her what to do!

Op you should ignore everyone else and do what I tell you to do!

OP, FuckYou always wades in with this argument...

Does he/ she have children? Thought not. Because people who have no children wouldn't understand/ wouldn't think of...delete as applicable.

fruit shoots are the work of the devil

:o

Maybe she has sensory issues?

You could make pizza dough and freeze it.

Hey, have you seen this really disgusting dinosaur porn on amazon?

Could it be implantation bleeding?!

Don't Google dragon butter op.

Was it your husband T-Rexing in the supermarket?

Have you checked for tongue tie?

Well that's the trouble with calculating your BMI, isn't it? I mean, I know this body-builder and it says she's morbidly obese even though she's got no boobs and hasn't had a period in ten years.

I'll ask my DH when he comes home. He'll know what you should do because his brother's friend is married to a doctor and he's a man

OP, are you me??

How do you know he's been wearing your bra? I think you should talk about it, calmly and in a neutral environment.

I EBF all my children and they are all junior members of MENSA. If everyone was EBF there would have been no misunderstanding of the OP. In fact, I now have NC with my mother because she did not EBF me and I have had to undergo years of therapy as a result.