Any positives about a YES vote, for the English? (light hearted)

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The Weather on TV will be a LOT shorter.

We will only have to wait 5 minutes for the weather girl to get round to us, instead of the usual 15 minutes, while they go all round the houses Scotland etc.

FuckaTuck.

I like it

The flag should have two different sized crosses of red on green and white with a dragon stampeding across the lot. It would look great.

Hopefully they won't even SHOW curling.

I am actually quite excited at the prospect of travelling with a Fuck-a-Tuck passport.

I take that back there was done decent man flesh on show

Argh SOME

Hestershaw

We have absolutely no say in the future of our country.

I have tried this one many times. Apparently we don't count because it's like a divorce you see.

So, if it's like a divorce, does that mean that Scotland has decided to LTB!!

Only if the dragon is breathing fire too Hest

Oh I like the stampeding, fire breathing dragon idea. Can it be 3D?

A contender perhaps? (I've used up my picture allowance for the day )

Does anyone know what the collective noun for haggi is?

Perhaps a supper of haggi

Now you are talking Frankel

Not sure what's in it for the people of N. Ireland but I like it.

I say it's the official flag of Fuck-a-Tuck.

Haggii with two i's?

A quick Google suggests the collective noun is either:

A flight
A heap
A clanjamfrie (under 50)
A gallimaufry (over 50)

Regardless of the vote, the flag should be changed to have the dragon on it because dragons are awesome it's not fair on the Welsh.

So, if it's like a divorce, does that mean that Scotland has decided to LTB!

Not necessarily. They may have been shagging another country and have decided to leave to start a new life with them.

Has anyone seen them with France lately? They go back years. I'm sure France would be interested in rekindling the Auld Alliance.

I'm rather concerned that the national flag of Fuk a Tuk has a dragon shitting cricket bails and a ball.

I just spent a few seconds pondering Cognitos comment about Andy Murray. Then remembered I never liked him, and wouldn't for a gallimaufry of haggis.

I think Scotland's fancied Norway for a long time.

So the question really is whether Norway is in fact the OW?

Frankel I love that there are different nouns depending on the quantity of haggis in the group.

Who knew haggis were such social creatures?

David Coulthard will be extradited and we won't have to see his tight white jeans any more.

I'm a bit worried about lack of iron bru though, should I be out panic buying?

When my DCs are moaning about us not going on foreign holidays I can say 'ha we're going to Scotland, that's foreign!'

Can we send back my annoying Scottish colleague as well?

No more nina and the neurons, please god!

Collective noun for haggis must be a 'swithering'. (I have heard that word far too often this week.)

Apols Cogito I spelt your NN wrong ^^

There'll be no chance of Judy winning Strictly now.