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Found the diary I kept age 12....fancy a giggle?

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Anniemousse · 17/02/2014 22:19

Jan 1 1991

Today, after watching the film Space Camp, I have launched a new ambition....to be the first person to have baby in SPACE. Neat huh!

Grin
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Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 16:50

Grin pat that made me smile too. If only my problems today were so trivial!

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TheCunkOfPhilomena · 19/02/2014 16:53

This is definitely going to classics.

Annie I think I love you!

WeAreEternal · 19/02/2014 16:57

I love this.

I kept journals religiously from the age of about 10 to my early 20. In the beginning they were just three line entries in a small journal, but by 13 the where full page sometimes two page essays in an A5 book. That went on until about 18/19 when I got married, moved away with DP and started university, then I dropped down to a paragraph or so in a standard diary.

I still have all of them, some are so cringeworthy but I love them I'm so glad my mum encouraged me to write journals, being able to look back is great. Especially when I can look back and read what I wrote about DP when I was 13 and he was "like sooo annoying but sooo pretty".

Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 17:05

20.1.92
Have to choose my GCSE options ...... Arghhhhh
Choices
I have to make choice about my life?
But what if I get into really deep strife?
Can not I reach 20 years on, and see,
What life is meant to be like, for me?
Can't my decision be made by someone else!
It's just that I can't make that choice myself.

I still go on like this when I have big decisions to make

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Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 17:11

26.1.92
DON'T TALK JUST KISS is my absolutely fave song by Right Said fred and it's EXCELLENT.
For my records now I'm going to get:
Bryan Adams Everything I Do
Vic Reeves and the Wonderstuff Dizzy
Right Said Fred Don't talk just kiss
They'll have to be from the 99p section coz I'm saving for summer camp.

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Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 17:13

27.1.92
Poetry is the food of love
Music the dessert
When you've finished making love
You simply have to burp

Think I'll go now, how can I follow that?

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HighlanderMam · 19/02/2014 17:15
Grin
Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 17:19

Actually, this is my favourite entry from 1992

28.1.92
My pig necklace has gone! My heart is broken! My chain of love snapped! Misery to me!

I found it, it was under my toilet bag.

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Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 17:25

12.2.1992
Jane's got a sexy mag under her bed. It's called "LOVELY AND TRUE" or something like that. I've read a little, she doesn't know, of course. It's quite passionate actually.

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Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 17:38

19.3.1992
Dad's birthday.
We got a Chinese and a Video. Problem Child. It was crap.
Susie Mitchell sent me a 'letter' in RE. It was a bogie wrapped in a piece of paper. BITCH!

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EduCated · 19/02/2014 17:54

More! More! Grin

ToffeeOwnsTheSausage · 19/02/2014 18:07

"Had Hamwich for tea - tasty!!"

Assassin you were years your time!!! I first read hamwich on here last year Grin

Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 18:09

20.3.1992
Made a keyring in metalwork today and a quiche too.
The quiche was made in Home Economics.
It was yucky but the keyring is nice.

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Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 18:11

21.3.1992
PISS OFF MUM. I'm not being cocky you fat bitch. You think you're so great. You're the cocky one yourself. I was only explaining - both times - and when you are losing the argument you back out by calling me cocky and cheeky!!!

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Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 18:13

29.3.92
Mother's Day
Me and Dbro got mum some silver coasters from Nolan's. £3.30. Mum said she's seen them cheaper elsewhere - but never mind.

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BeaWheesht · 19/02/2014 18:19

This is hilarious. I never kept a diary but sadly my BFF forever and I wrote letters every day to each other. I threw all mine (from her) out and she's bloody kept all the ones from me, were 32 now and I live in fear she will release them on Facebook one day.

BeaWheesht · 19/02/2014 18:20

Lol at 'mum said she's seen them cheaper elsewhere'

Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 18:22

Typical of my mother that. Well, it's Ok, but you could have done slightly better, but never mind Smile

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ToffeeOwnsTheSausage · 19/02/2014 18:41

I reread my diaries a few years ago and it was not a good idea. I felt exactly how I felt back then and it caused a few problems Sad. Obviously boy related Blush.

Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 18:43

MacBee thanks think I will order that book

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CumbrianExile · 19/02/2014 19:00

Haha, after reading this I am gutted I never kept a diary!

Aldwick · 19/02/2014 19:29

Is it wrong that I want to stalk Susie Mitchell on fb on your behalf and send her a virtual bogie? Still loving this thread so much.

lannyshrops · 19/02/2014 20:05

One of the best MN thread, ever!! Thanksmouse Grin

Anniemousse · 19/02/2014 20:41

Thanks for sharing it with me. Smile

Btw don't stalk anyone called susie mitchell on fb, it's an alias!

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ScarletWomanoftheVillage · 19/02/2014 20:41

I have been WEEPING with laughter at this - thank you so much! Grin