Yay! Fan-bloody-tastic!
does empty shed dance
I do think that you are a wonderful, lovely, empathetic and fun loving person Chris and I truly wish I lived near to you because I want to be your friend! I shall have to stick to far off support and encouragement, for now at least although I would love to rock up to your house accompanied by my good friend and her horse box, we could have our respective nags loaded and hang around all day (eating cake in your kitchen with you) then when they show up to do the squatter horses we could start getting load and demanding of them, shouting at UW about her undesirable horses being in our new field, tell her how mean she is for keeping our clearly superior horses waiting in the box like this.
I recon we could reclaim your land fairly quickly wile offering up a good show. Then the sun would set as they led their horses down the lane with all their belongings in a wheelbarrow (or 5) and those hobo bundles flung over their shoulders while we blasted the theme music to 'The littlest Hobo' at full volume.
I do realise that I have clearly spent far too long in my own company while clearing muck out of fields in the rain over resent days and just maybe my imagination has got away from me a tiny bit.
I am still turning up at FuckYouFest (TM) with 18 brownies, one donkey, a children's recorder group and as many other rainbows, brownies, guides, beavers and cubs that I can rustle up in my district as well as my own pack mentioned above. That's not my imagination in overtime, that is happening. I has to! wails
I'll shut up now...