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To Kick These People Out #2

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 14:35

[[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1963190-To-kick-these-people-out?msgid=44535428 Original
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Summary anyone? :)

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mistlethrush · 26/01/2014 18:59

Hurrah!

FrankelInFoal · 26/01/2014 18:59

Hurrah! Grin

IdaBlankenship · 26/01/2014 19:00

Good news! Perhaps the shed could become the chill out area for the festival? Some beanbags, plinky plunk music and a man called Sven offering back rubs.

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 26/01/2014 19:07

Good thinking, hamlet :) , it'll be a discrete do, very select, and then it can be transformed into Ida's chill out area for the fest.

Uni, I'll do it. Maybe I should start adopting some interesting garb and mannerisms; just wander around the garden in a bloodied apron with a meat cleaver, whilst muttering to myself about how the bastards are everywhere, and they always wear hats to hide their pointy ears.

I'm hoping this is the beginning of this thread turning very boring :)

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Mckayz · 26/01/2014 19:13

Yay!!! Never been so happy about an empty shed before. Very pleased for you.

IceBeing · 26/01/2014 19:14

brilliant - I have actually been a little nervous most of the day!

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 26/01/2014 19:16

Mckayz, I know, it's crazy to be pleased about something so small, but I'm hoping it's a sign of things to come.

Icebeing, :) now I want to reassure you for reassuring me!

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GlaikitFizzog · 26/01/2014 19:24

Yay! Have you figured out if they are still denying they own the stallion? Sorry if you've said but I might have missed it a ought all the FYF info!

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 26/01/2014 19:33

No one has claimed ownership. The "group has taken on his care". Either way horse number 2 can bugger off and so can the carers. I'd rather be out of pocket than invaded. So I have to put off getting the bathroom replaced, or the stove put in? It's not the end of the world. I can always go back to work sooner if need be (I really don't want to).

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bubblebabeuk · 26/01/2014 19:49

Yay progress

enriquetheringbearinglizard · 26/01/2014 20:21

I'm hoping this is the beginning of this thread turning very boring

and what do you think are the chances of that happening? the cleared shed is a good reason to order more bunting says I Grin

All joking apart the significant things are that they actually complied with something you've said and that you can now use that empty space to do something positive, so that's actually two big steps forward. Hooray.

I'm dead chuffed.

WingDefence · 26/01/2014 20:25

So happy to hear about the shed!

AlpacaPicnic · 26/01/2014 20:30

Hurrah for the empty shed :-D

RenterNomad · 26/01/2014 20:33

I'm so pleased for you! Grin

  1. Your will prevailed.
  2. You can exercise some of your stress away, with woodcutting.
  3. You can have a hot, mood-altering Wink fire. Burn effigies of your demons as well, if you like!
BlackeyedSusan · 26/01/2014 21:00

yay!

Wine here's to an empty shed.

RoadKillBunny · 26/01/2014 21:54

Yay! Fan-bloody-tastic!
does empty shed dance

I do think that you are a wonderful, lovely, empathetic and fun loving person Chris and I truly wish I lived near to you because I want to be your friend! I shall have to stick to far off support and encouragement, for now at least although I would love to rock up to your house accompanied by my good friend and her horse box, we could have our respective nags loaded and hang around all day (eating cake in your kitchen with you) then when they show up to do the squatter horses we could start getting load and demanding of them, shouting at UW about her undesirable horses being in our new field, tell her how mean she is for keeping our clearly superior horses waiting in the box like this.
I recon we could reclaim your land fairly quickly wile offering up a good show. Then the sun would set as they led their horses down the lane with all their belongings in a wheelbarrow (or 5) and those hobo bundles flung over their shoulders while we blasted the theme music to 'The littlest Hobo' at full volume.

I do realise that I have clearly spent far too long in my own company while clearing muck out of fields in the rain over resent days and just maybe my imagination has got away from me a tiny bit.

I am still turning up at FuckYouFest (TM) with 18 brownies, one donkey, a children's recorder group and as many other rainbows, brownies, guides, beavers and cubs that I can rustle up in my district as well as my own pack mentioned above. That's not my imagination in overtime, that is happening. I has to! wails

I'll shut up now...

RoadKillBunny · 26/01/2014 21:57

It seems my spelling and grammar have also got away from me.

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 26/01/2014 21:58

Hurray! Yippee for shed emptying! Gosh, I was so afraid that I would read down this far and discover that the bastards hadn't moved anything. Looks like the stern emails worked! Go Chris and MrChris!

GlaikitFizzog · 26/01/2014 22:08

GEt a new padlock on the door though. Just in case!

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 26/01/2014 22:33

Grin road kill I proper beamed at your post.

I like the plan a lot, and renter's effigie burning too!

Enrique, and everyone, you're right. It won't be boring! We have a festival to plan :)

Padlock, will order!

I'm going to read all these to Mr Chris :) I think he will smile too.

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 26/01/2014 22:40

He smiled :) and he says you are all lovely and Thanks from him

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mistlethrush · 26/01/2014 22:44

What does MrChris say to the Fuckyoufest idea?

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 26/01/2014 22:47

He says (and I quote) "I would like it... I would like it a lot."

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steppemum · 26/01/2014 22:47

Yay!!

I love this thread, I feel as if I belong to a special mn festival group. I imagine us all randomly turning up in your field and having and amazing time, and it going down in mn history.

You know the sort of thing ''I've nc for this but I am a regular, you know pombears, penisbeaker, and I was at the festival.''

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 26/01/2014 22:49

Steppe Grin love it!

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