To Kick These People Out #2

[FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse]

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Summary anyone? :)

Oh Dangerous :( yes please I would like that very much.

Renter, I think dh already mentioned things to the HV, and it's one of the reasons she wants to make sure I'm ok.

Frankel I'll let you off just this once

Tiredout, that's good to know. Very true about their behaviour. The horses are a lot less intrusive than the people!

I have put up an electric fence and I am the world's worst DIYer. It really is easy.
I've got a bit lost on this thread - what is/was it they had in your shed? Is it burnable? I'm only asking because you'd be within your rights to claim it as yours (it's on your property after all), and have a lovely bonfire with it all. I find a good bonny lifts my spirits no end, and it would be a warm activity!

Yoshi, it has been very long and rambling :)

They've got feed and hay in there.

I do have a big pile of blackthorn that needs some fuel to burn it...

just to let you know I am venturing to Cardiff on the 6th Feb as my big girl has a hospital appointment. I am willing to stop by your place on that day (if distances are feasible) for a cuppa and cake and to offer Paddington stares at the horsey types. genuine offer (hug)

Swampy you are lovely. Sadly cardiff is quite a way away, but I'll wave in a southerly direction on the 6th :)

Wondering if those of us far away should make voodoo dolls. Or voodoo horses?

I had PND Chris, it's absolutely awful, isn't it? Very glad you're getting RL from support from Mr Chris, we're all sending you good vibes. At least when the horses are sorted (which they will be, Shergar can be PTS and I reckon UW will repatriate Squatter Horse smartish once she realised you're going to register it as abandoned) you can stand in your beautiful field and have a therapeutic weep.

Marvellous, it is. I will. Go for it on the voodoo front. I think she'll rely on guilt trips. Which will mean I end up having to make the hard decisions (which I will). Blooming townies

I'm a townie but I'd have the thing in the freezer quicker than OW could say 'horse burgers'. We'll need something to eat at FUCKYOUFEST.

Marvellous, you're my kind of townie :)

alpaca that recipe sounds yum! Off to the shops to buy the ingredients! Chris if you're still on your way home why don't you stop in somewhere and buy them too; a nice big chunk of cheese, cream and chocolate will do you the power of good!

just a suggestion: both aldi & lidl sell low-fat soft cheese. that's the kind I use when I make mine, and it tastes gorgeous, if I say so myself.

Mostly we're just setting off and won't be back until late evening, but it's a good idea :)

Pedant, can you pretend it's a low fat recipe?

don't have to pretend, if it's low-fat cheese! I also don't use craploads of sugar; maybe 1\2 cup? there's eggs (1 egg per 1 tub of soft chrese is my normal ratio). the digestive &butter base is the only real naughty, unless one pits booze in.

Pedant :) then that is what I shall do with extra booze

Really wished I lived nearer, I had bad PND with my first.

If you needed some people to borrow I have a few friends who I think if my guesses are right, are at Uni near you in their final year and would so come over if you needed them to.

Am seriously thinking I need to make cheesecake now, have the baileys but all the toblerone from Xmas was eaten a while back.

Bird, that's really nice of you. I'm feeling pretty overwhelmed and numb today. If they're at the uni I think they are then it's a very lovely uni :) I'll be ok. Don't want you lot worrying!

We have a clear shed! Hurray! I can start filling it with wood as soon as i get my chainsaw fuelled up.

It's too dark to see if they've actually taken it away or put it somewhere else. We shall see.

There is hope.

Delurking to say hurrah! Congratulations on a clear shed, hope you don't find it dumped anywhere else on your land!

Oh that -is- good news! Lets hope it's gone gone :)

imagines Chris going out and starting the chainsaw next time UW turns up Im sure that a few times doing that and perhaps raising it accidently in their direction a few times will help? no?

Brilliant. Until you go upstairs and realise they've stacked up all their hay on your bed.

Also delurking to say yay on the clear shed.

I hope you start to feel better soon - it does at least look as though horse bitch is taking the hint!

Hurray for clear sheds and delurkers!

I was a bit worried we'd come back to a burnt out shed. But all is clear (and so is my bed).

I will take my chainsaw when I see if they've dumped it elsewhere :)

Yaaaay! Party time in your shed. Don't fill it with wood just get. Glitter ball and some cheesy tunes and we will be there for the pre-field emptying of horses shed party.

I have vodka.

You go and rev up that chainsaw FUChris. Hurrah for an empty shed and somewhere to put your wood.