Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

[MardyBra]

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.
What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.
It's your birthday. Collect from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

[TalcAndTurnips]

I am in jail already

I mentioned the M word.

[MardyBra]

Oh, what have I missed Talcy. Just logged on.
Actually I've got to log off and fetch some kids now.

[TheBOF]

Brilliant ideas! You'd be dangerous if you did any work

[MardyBra]

MN or tax return?

Hmm.

[TalcAndTurnips]

Oh nothing!

I was just being inconsequential as usual.

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

Id like a goat monopoly piece.

[GoldPlatedNineDoors]

Yy to goat. And a wolef.

The stations would be private schools (or maybe one private, one forest, one.montessori and one state)

[GoldPlatedNineDoors]

The utilities - one would be NCT Group and the other a Breastfeeding Support Group.

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

A station could be a Toby Carvery.

Another monopoly piece could be a prawn ring or a bottle of gin.

[onetiredmummy]

Tokens - wineglass, troll, fanjo

Chance - you parked in a disabled space, lose a turn

you won the tiredness competition, collect £50.

nobody has ever been as poorly as you in pregnancy, collect £500

you got flamed, go directly to jail

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

Chance - Someone offers pombears at a party you attend. Collect 3 pombear pounds

[TheBOF]

You are tempted by a piece from the new Per Una collection. Go straight to jail.

[MulledWineAndScully]

Chance: Tupperware Tax - pay £50 for every piece of lidless tupperware you own

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

You have won second prize in a beauty contest.

Head straight to FWR to be re-educated

[Shaky]

Chance - you caused a bunfight. Go straight to jail.

You join a quiche. Collect £50

Tokens - 4x4, plasma tv and a pombear

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

You went out your pjs through the day. Pay Pj tax of £100

[EduCated]

Chance - YABU. Go directly to jail.

[usualsuspect]

Chance, you own a loo brush - £50 fine.

[Shaky]

Chance - you find a shopping list with Naice ham on it, you inherit a million quid

[Shaky]

You use a disabled toilet - £100 fine

[Shaky]

You call somebody HUN - £10000 fine and go to jail

[KateUnrulyBush]

Chance - You accidentally wonder into the Doghouse asking for advice on training the gorgeous new pedigree puppy you just bought off a neighbour. Miss a turn while you pick the spears out of your arse.

[MammaTJ]

Can there be a bridge? If you go under it, you pay a fine, if you go over it successfully you collect £200.

[MurderOfGoths]

I so want this!

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

Your PIL are coming over for Xmas. Recieve £200 in Gin Tokens