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[Fenouille]

I live in France. Went shopping earlier and as usual left my shopping list in the trolley (as inspired by you lot) and then got the giggles in the car on the way home wondering if there's an equivalent of Mumsnet getting excited about finding shopping lists?

"Formidable, j'ai found une shopping liste dans mon trolley. Mais c'est tres poncey, c'est en anglais! Je ne find pas 'naice ham' dans mon dictionaire - anybody know qu'est-ce c'est?"
"Non, mais c'est probably horrible, parce que tout le everybody knows que les anglais ne don't know how to cook"
35 pages of "ha ha ha ha tres witty!"

Je n'ai pas des l'ours de pom,

il y a quel qu'un pour des chips?

Nooo Nein nein nein - pas d'allemand on this thread je vous implore!

Je suis ris mon derrier off.

Mamansnet Classiques. Oui?

Je lOOOOVVVEE cet vidéo SkaffenAmtiskaw merci buckets!

And bonjour to Fenouille from le début du thread!

Comment we dit "Thread" en français? DH (CM?) n'a pas le moindre indice.

BTW - regardez le vrai yaourt que they serve at notre canteen...

www.androsrestauration.fr/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/nos-produits/refrigere/yaourts/lot-de-4-pots-secables-yaourt-bulgy-nature-au-lait-entier/29361-5-fre-FR/Lot-de-4-pots-secables-YAOURT-BULGY-NATURE-AU-LAIT-ENTIER_product.jpg

Thread = fil? Je crois!

Yaourt Bulgy: je ris tout haut!

ça sera le full fat version, je pense!

Certainement pour nous les low-carbers, ParceQue

Ha ha ha - Google Chrome has helpfully added a pop-up to this tab for me, saying "this page is in French. Would you like to translate it?"

Oui ou non?

@Monty27

Je suis ris mon derrier off.

Mamansnet Classiques. Oui?

Oui oui mon petit chou
et voilà

EQJSPA?

Mon CM réfuse absolument de parler français avec mes CEs

Est-ce qu'il faut que je laisse le bâtard?

Quelle bon nouvelle! Parler le bolleaux ça fait un classique :)

ox quittez les bâtards! Toujours quittez les bâtards

Mangent-ils Rutabaga in La Belle France? Or is it pour les animaux? Nous aimons truly.

[fâchée] je tried to post mais Mamansnet était hors ligne. J'ai perdu mes witticisms.

Mais ouit! Fait le translate. Ça sera hyper-amusing. Surtout si tu reverse translate after [clin d'?il]

Non mignonette Il n'y en a pas! Je l'ai found pour presque 3? le kilo mais il fallait a huge minimum order.

Ils pensent que rutabaga c'est pour les animaux, je crois, along with le sweetcorn.

Alors, mes amis-de-reseauxmaman...

Qu'est-qu'on mange ce soir?

Doigts de poisson, ici, avec little peas et pâtes

T'as vu comme je suis cordon bleu et bilingue et à la meme fois?

Vous will all rire votre tetes off:

Gigondas Wed 28-Nov-12 9:14:28 p.m.
I also think the urban myth of sexy French man is not true. Where we buy our house colors vacancy ugly city.

Fennel Wed 28-Nov-12 9:23:36 p.m.
Gigondas I think you are right. The only date I HAD a french man was one disaster. He wore nylon pants and blood me a song. I HAD to find an excuse to leave before I burst into laughter.

fraktion Wed 28-Nov-12 10:25:53 p.m.
Damn you Have Gone Me, I'm in the bloody cold and windy race. At the end of the world. There the real shopping lists here - cheese and wine are often left on all thesis by the English who make booze cruises. MM is very scary. Much dust baybee and weirdly smileyd jiggly.

Add post | Report | Message poster Sagelynodding Wed 28-Nov-12 10:31:13 p.m.
Aah, the cheese and wine. The frootshoots are cheaper in England. And there is no Pombears here I must go to bed, but I'll be back tomorrow

Add post | Report | Message poster MardyBra Wed 28-Nov-12 10:50:39 p.m.
Not bear pom, not laminated Greggs. At least, there are many in France.

TalcAndTurnips Thu 29-Nov-12 8:35:07
[Smile] Zut alors! Pah. Emoticons do not work in Franglais - means clustering and That I can not do Any drawings.

Add post | Report | Message poster BIWI Thu 29-Nov-12 8:36:06
You need to speak with Mr. Tech, I think.
Add post | Report | Message poster BIWI Thu 29-Nov-12 8:36:46
And here you have That one steps Franglais

Gigondas Thu 29-Nov-12 12:19:06
No you did not kill the thread Helen is the time come lunch I eat a leaf of lettuce and smoke a Gaul before I take my coffee. Like all good mom.

EIizaDay Thu 29-Nov-12 1:23:38 p.m.
This is not a real position of French because it is not a "So Damn"
Add post | Report | Message poster EIizaDay Thu 29-Nov-12 1:24:18 p.m.
So damn. this is the best.

I am so sorry. Mon fils terrible has hijacked le thread and wrote that awful post. J'm'excuse....

But look! The best bit - when Google translates it, it also shows the Mandarin characters! (Which won't show up on this post now, I bet)

ParceQueJeLeVauxBien Thu 29-Nov-12 3:24:08 p.m.
Ah! I found the keyboard right finally! Unfortunately, although Mamansnet French media, it does not support keyboard Mandarin Chinese Otherwise I'll post too!
Add post | Report | Message poster ParceQueJeLeVauxBien Thu 29-Nov-12 3:25:09 p.m.
你好! .. Make the check